Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[about Aria] Dude, you are so screwed.
It - it's not what you think it is. Don't give me that look. I didn't pursue this, it just happened.
And that makes it okay?
Hardy -
Ezra, she's cute, she's smart, I get it, there's no argument. But she's your student, man.
That's not how I met her.
It doesn't matter. When this is all over, she's gonna get her diploma. You're going to get a pink slip and an orange jumpsuit.
Who's "A"?
[Aria looks at the message on her phone: "Lucky you, Aria! Other girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher...--A"]
I don't know.
How many of your friends did you tell?
I didn't -
'Cause if "A" knows, I'm thinking "B" and "C" and everybody else does too.
[paired with Hanna in a Celibacy Club improv] ...I'm really more comfortable in an observational role during sexercise...Girls like her don't approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a serious drinking problem...I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances of a genetic splice between Barbie and Shakira...It's just never going to happen.
Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.
Hey, Han! Spencer. So, is it true you're taking the country club's towel boy to Homecoming?
His name is Alex. And yes, I am.
Knock it off, Mona.
What? I think it's cute she's taking her Cinderfella to the ball.
Can you get me fro-yo, with sprinkles? [Mona leaves.]
Wow, that was exactly the reaction I want to avoid.
Don't pay any attention to her. She's just insecure.
Yeah, like a pit bull.
If you and I start slipping up, we're going to be right back at the bottom again.
Yeah. Well, I'm starting to think I've lost a few things on the climb up.
I told you I needed space.
Yeah, and I'm giving you space - to come to grips with who you are, not to hide it.
[The girls are searching for Emily at the Homecoming dance.]
Why don't we split up?
Why don't we not.
Hanna, you can come with me.
Why do I have to go alone?
Fine! We'll split up together.
Look, I have already gotten busted for stealing sunglasses and my boyfriend's car.
Wait, you stole sunglasses? From who?
Not from a person, from a store. God, I have some class.
Hey, are you taking something for the pain?
Yeah, but nothing that dulls my mother.
I got a message you wanted to see me.
From the universe?
Sorry.
For what?
I didn't mean to, like, you know, invade your personal...skin.
It's okay. The leprosy cleared up.
...this is a one-paycheck family, and we can't live a two-paycheck life.
[to Sean] I cannot believe you just said "cooties." You're such a goober.
[to Spencer] You and your friends are careless. Like I told Emily, you're careless and you break things, and you think you're never going to have to pay for them.
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