SCSuperintendent Clanton
Laritate, you have obviously lost control of the helm and it seems [Looking at Alex] that this young sailor here...may be the iceberg that sinks your Titanic!
[Giggles] Well that's very sweet of you to say, thank you!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
TOTAL LAWLESSNESS! (shatters the bottles on the counter top)
Leave my friend alone! She's the only one who sees through my schemes and sticks around!
[laughing with Harper] Tom Sawyer? That is such an obvious lie. It's the name from the Rush song.
[looks at Alex] And the classic book.
Wow, that song was good. I didn't know they made a book out of it.
[comes home] I did it. I told Nancy the truth.
We're proud of you Max.
Isn't it easier telling the truth, honey?
I'm so relieved that I told her I'm a wizard.
JJJustin and Jerry
[do a spit take]
RThe Russos
[look at Max] YOU WHAT?!?!
Max! When I told you to tell the truth to Nancy I meant to her the truth about being a Russo, not about being a wizard!
You wanted me to tell her the truth but not the whole truth? This truth thing is confusing, mom. To tell you the truth.
Yeah, I mean you tell the truth you get in trouble. You lie you get in trouble. We're probably just better off not talking to each other.
What did Nancy say when you told her?
She didn't believe me.
Max, you really need to work on how you give information when you tell a story. I mean, if I had a ketchup bottle when you said you told her, I would have squeezed it and ketchup would have been flying everywhere.
Harper please hand me the ketchup. [Harper gives Jerry the ketchup]
But then I took her on a magic carpet ride and she totally believed me.
Ahhh! (squeezes the ketchup bottle)
[opens her mouth]
Zeke, get up, come on, you're going on a romantic walk in the park and then a slow, gentle kiss on the cheek. Go.
Not doing it right? Let's see your longest relationship with a boyfriend lasted two months and that guy ended up in the woods to live with other wolves. And don't get me started started on the mannequin, the gear head and the baseball player with curly hair one day and straight hair the next. Man, he couldn't make a decision.
(talking through Justin's mind) Oh I see. In your mind they're losers and you're not.
Go away Alex! I hate it when you use magic to listen to my thoughts! (listens to a music player and turns the volume high)
(gets a headache)
(thinking) So if our universe is actually on a speck of dust that speck of dust could be on another speck of dust! And another and another.
(speaking through Zeke's mind) This is going to take a lot of meddling.
(stops thinking and gets scared) Hello? Who's there?
(smiles and covers her laugh)
Riley, Dean and Mason?
Mom, I asked you never to say their names again.
Don't call me Justin. I only go by my spirit name; Bursting Eagle.
Grades are just a way of telling you how you’re doing in school; and I don’t think that’s anyone’s business.
Exactly, you get it. Because participating in grades gives the man permission to judge you. And nobody judges me! Until the 19th… when I audition for Oklahoma.
Oh, I'm going to deliver a speech alright, El Heffe, that's gonna rock the flimsy foundation of this school!
[nervously] Who told you about our flimsy foundation? Look, you can either have our music department or structural safety, but you can't have both!
Alex! There's something wrong with your brother. He keeps saying all this crazy stuff like he wants to look for America and that love can't exist without hate. What does that even mean?!
Zeke, maybe you should give this new Justin a chance; I mean, who knows? Maybe you'll actually like him.
[to his parents] All I'm saying you guys is that planning your future is like digging your grave with a pencil and, like, a calender.
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