Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[At the recreation of Harper's 5th grade spelling bee]:
Okay, are you ready for your word, Max-
[interrupts] Max! M-A-C-K-S. Max.
Th-that isn't your word that's your name...and you misspelled it!
[shakes head] I should've asked for a definition.
Your word is.....hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Could you use it in a sentence?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is an annoying word, and I'm not gonna say it again.
THAT'S the sentence.
I learned one thing.
(smiling) When did you become the most amazing person in my life?
The first day we met in kindergarten. We had to sleep in different rooms 'cause we snored.
Sorry, I think you dropped this.
No, that's not mine.
Yeah I know. I needed an excuse to come talk to you.
(stares at him for a few seconds and takes the paintbrush)
It's quite lovely...what you're working on there.
(smiles) So new British guy, how close are the countries British and England?
They're the same country. Kind of and it's Britain not British.
I know. I just think it's ridiculous when people explain ridiculous things.
And speaking of ridiculous things.
Art Off is stupid. Just because Mr. Laritate picks a painting doesn't mean it's good. I mean look at him. He picks out those clothes.
He doesn't pick those. His mum lays them out for him.
I like you new British guy. You're on my team.
(offers to shake hand) My name is Mason Greyback.
"Mason Greyback" That sounds like the name of a game show host.. like, "Mason Greyback, I'll take British for a thousand, please."
(pretends a paintbrush is a microphone and a piece of newspaper is a card with a question) Your question is, "I think you're cute, what do you think of me?"
(makes a buzzing noise) We're out of time.
Sailboat plus moon equals loser! Heh heh heh heh. (makes an L with her hand)
You know since I got here last Thursday, I noticed that he talks like a cowboy. Oh, and he likes cats.
Nah. In America we call them kitty cats.
Okay, kitty cats.
Hahaha! I made you say kitty cats.
How would you feel about maybe going for some tea later?
Okay. But if 'go for tea' doesn't mean a date then I'm gonna be really embarrassed. And that whole accent thing, girls see right through it... no they don't.
Oh. Kittens never lose. Next time I'm gonna paint Macgruder being eaten by a kitten. Yeah he's gonna drop this class.
(picks up a water balloon) These are water balloons.
Ah, so you've heard of them.
Mason, thanks. I owe you one.
That would explain why she's scratching him behind the ear.
Mason, you haven't stopped staring at Juliet since we found her.
Juliet, I didn't know we were looking for you. I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU!
(gasps) Oh my gosh! What are you doing?!
I don't know!
Can't you see the way I feel about you?
Alex, I'm sorry! Something just came over me!
(takes off the necklace) I never want to see you again! (throws the necklace, waves her wand and disappears)
Dude, I don't know what you just did but she seems pretty hurt. I'm gonna let it slide so you and I are still good.
(pushes Max away) No!
Justin please! Let me explain this!
There's nothing to explain. You broke Alex's heart. (to Max) He's not good with any of us.
I figured. I tried but it was totally hard to misread the situation.
TheresaAlex, Honey Open the door. Open the door.
[Alex](Grabs her wand and flashes her Mom in the lair)
Theresa I said Open the door not flash me in I hate that(wiggles her finger in her ear to try to make her ears pop)'Oh, I know how much it hurts when you get your heart broken But time will heal it, and on the bright side, we're all really glad that you have feelings!
[Alex] [sobs] Mason told Juliet he loved her....right in front of me.
TheresaLook your gonna fall in love so many times before you find the one you'll be with forever so think about it this way your one broken heart closer to happily ever after
[Alex] Mom that's just fairy tale talk
TheresaI know but my parenting guide doesn't have a chapter on what to do when your wizard daughters wearwolf boyfriend has been in love with your wizards son's vampire girlfriend for the past 300 years!
[Alex] Sometimes hugs work
[Alex] And sometimes they don't
Theresa Look come here mija
Theresa Harper, Jerry I brought Alex out because I thought she could use a distraction
Oh just do what I do: Hide your feelings untill they come out to compelete strangers (leaves with an order)La la la la la la. (screams) HEY YOU!
Mason. Alex doesn't want to see you, and not to gloat, but I know Juliet doesn't.
I came to fix things.
(whispers to Justin) Make him write down what he wants to say to her. That accent of his gives him an unfair advantage.
Alex. I didn't mean what I said earlier. I was in shock from seeing Juliet but I wanna be with you.
Really?
Yes, I do.
Mason, look. I've been in shock before, too.. like, when I accidentally made my brother disappear.. or I accidentally made my parents not know who I was.. or I accidentally got trapped in a horror film.. or I accidentally-
Honey.. honey, we know.. you've messed up a a lot.
Yes. But still, I've never accidentally told someone I love them, when I didn't.
Alex, I know it's hard to believe, but if you just let me explain-
I think you've said enough.
You have to go now, Mister.
Yes, sir. I'll, be on my way, then. And I'll regret my mistake, for the rest of my life..
Alex, I'm over Juliet you've got to believe me.
Well, I don't. Just because she didn't want you, Mason, I'm your second choice.
Things are going well on my shift.
Listen to me, Alex. I can prove it. All we have to do is go back to Transylvania and find the true love necklace. If you put it on me and it glows, then you'll know how I truly feel about you.
No. I'm never going back there. You can go get it.
No. You have to go with me.. 'cause that's where it all went bad, and that's where I'm gonna make it all go good.
[thinks] Okay.
Alex went to Pennsylvania!
The Keystone State!
Are you sure she didn't say Transylvania?
I don't know. Say 'Pennsylvania' with a British accent.
(in normal voice) Transylvania.
That was it.
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