Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Well, at least I had fun in the sun before I got stuck in that class.
At least I got to go on a cruise I had no business on.
(smiles) I'll see you back home. (casts a spell) From east to west, this spell's no jest, wherever we roam, send Harper back home. (Harper disappears) Wait, did I say roam or home first? Eh, she'll like Rome.
That's why they had fangs.
You're dating the competition? How could you do this to us?
I used magic to add 5 extra minutes to my break schedule. So now when I take my break, it'll be for 25 minutes at a time.
(Stares at him in disbelief, then shakes her head.) You used MAGIC to do this? (Wipes off a "0" on the white board and writes a "5".) Ugh, Justin! You could have used magic to, I don't know, stop time, freeze Mom and Dad so they couldn't find you, create an alternate universe where you and Juliet could date for like a year but it would only be one minute of our time. Something big and magical!
I also used it to grow 2 inches.
You are a WizIDIOT!
(inside a giant Jack-o-Lantern) You're probably jealous because I moved out of the house before you did. Tell Mommy and Daddy I said "Hi", loser!
Okay. I'll tell them. (turns to the house) Hey Mom, Dad; the kid living in the Jack-o-Lantern thinks I'm the loser!
(about Juliet's parents' plans to suck her and Harper's blood) Wait a minute, so you were planning this the whole time? Unbelievable! Well! Maybe this goes without saying, but I quit!
(to Alex) I kinda need the job, so I'm going to take my chances.
Not until you apologize for almost biting my daughter's neck and turning her into a vampire for all of eternity!
Alright, alright, we're sorry! Why don't we smooth it over with a little bit of ice cream?
Really? You're about to turn our daughter into a vampire, and you think you can just "smooth it over" with some ice cream?
So you don't want the ice cream?
No, we want the ice cream.
Jerry!
Um...and I think we need more of an apology.
Unlimited toppings?
I accept your apology. I'll take mine in a cup.
Dad! They were just about to eat our blood!
That's right! This is unacceptable! Harper was going to be the one to take care of us in our old age!
(quietly) Yes!
Alright! I'll make dinner, too! Who's up for some really rare steaks?
Justin, you've got to stop buying me those parenting books. I'm not going to read them!
Hi, dad. You must have noticed how down I was and wanted to come talk.
No, we need the table.
No, I know you can sing. I'm just saying, do you really want to do it in front of all of those people? Staring right up at you? Waving their cellphones, taking your picture? Putting it on the internet for people to see over and over and over again, so people can watch it for years and years and years?
No, it's gonna-it's gonna be great. Because after that, I'm going to ask her to go steady with me.
(scoffs) Go steady? Whose prom are you going to, grandpa's?
It feels good to be appreciated.
Yeah, don't get use to it.
So that's where the fliers went.
Yes! Zombies are coming man! Don't worry, I already locked the doors. Nobody can get in, and we can't get out.
(mad at Max for being an idiot) Did you at least find the No Fear Ring? I could really use it right now.
Harper has it. That's why she's standing up to the zombies.
We're always one step ahead of them. (low fives Harper and leaves with her)
[Referring to their aunt] Well we're gonna have to find a way to get her back here so she can retake the test!
Well, the problem is nobody knows where she is!
Well we're gonna have to find her then!
[Stands up] I have a magnifying glass, will that help?
[Looks to his dad than back] She's not tiny!
You said she was an ant!
(about Kelbo) Yep, you're just like him.
Thank you!
That wasn't a compliment.
Thank you!
It was an insult.
Thank you!
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