This is where we get approval for the use of Legion resources like goons and getaway cars...
And 'splosions!
I have no idea what the fuck "'splosions" are, Bane! But we do have EXPLOSIVES.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
The streets will run with razzy zazzy!
How much of this am I hallucinating?
Just me. Weirdly, the passed-out guy with the boner and the talking plant driving a car are both real.
The credit card is for emergencies only, but your bill is all candies and vape pens and something suspiciously labelled "dolphin encounter"! When you put out a hit, you pay in cash!
JCJoshua Cobblepot
Okay, fine, I'll cancel it!
Already done, because I am this credit card's reckoning! I am cutting this card, and I am cutting it in half— [tries cutting the card in half with childproof scissors] ...These blades are dull. I will bend it!
JCJoshua Cobblepot
Don't do that!
Too late! Do you think I want to be "Credit Card Paying Man"? I have dreams, too!
You could blow them up.
Ehh, not really my thing.
I could blow them up.
People shit on the WNBA, but I'm a purist. Get those dunks the fuck out my face. Gimme a nice crisp bounce pass. That's my shit. I'm all about the fundamentals.
He broke every promise he ever made!
SQSharon Quinzel
And he apologized for that and made a whole bunch of new ones.
Tsk tsk tsk. Trying to escape on surgery day. Don't worry, insurance will cover it. [beat] ...Obviously that was a joke; insurance would never cover this. I-I think we can all agree they're the real villains, yeah?
I would agree with tha— [Gets sedated]
Good thinking, old chum, knowing I would clog up its gears but it wouldn't kill me.
Yeah, that was, uh, that was definitely a thing I knew.
Who the fuck braided my hair?
SBSy Borgman
Eh, I was bored.
MMook
She has no powers now, she's just a helpless woman!
Uh, who still has hands! [Picks up a gun and shoots him] And the goddamn Second Amendment!
[Clayface throws up clay, and reabsorbs the clay back into himself]
I do not know how you can live with yourself.
Gentleman--and Psycho--begin Phase 2.
That was incredibly violent. I did not realize there was so much stuff inside a tree.
Everybody feel that pucker in your asshole? That means shit is about to get real.
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