Hey, buddy, now that you're done kissing your own asshole...
That's not a phrase.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So you got a fish tank and you do improv?
Wow, you're my shitty college boyfriend.
Is that what it stands for? I thought it was Legion of Dildos.
That is a sex shop down the street with whom we're currently in a protracted legal battle.
Did someone call for... kelp?
I wish they would make a sequel to Up.
No, they can’t! The story ended with the first movie.
Unless... the kid is the old man in the sequel.
Oh, that’s fun! That’s a good one!
When my mind is set, it is set. Hell, they blew out three electricshock machines at Arkham trying to get through to me.
You know, everyone remembers me for the big crimes. The murders, the cripplings. But it's the little ones that keep me going.
Instead of a boy, it's a fish, and instead of a wolf...
It's an orca.
No! It's a wolf named Orca. But it can swim, which is terrifying!
What did you say to Black Manta to elicit such rage?
Nothing racist...
What is taking your shark friend so long to plant the bomb?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because he's a shark and not a demolitions expert!
You're in a pot, Frank. I'd have to carry you.
So what? I carry you emotionally.
They put us in the goon pool.
Ooh, that sounds fun.
Fun? It's not the fun kind of pool!
Is your card... the three of clubs?
No.
Fuck.
I know you were just trying to protect me and, listen, I'm gonna do the same thing for you. Okay, just cause I'm a card carrying member of the Legion of Doom now...
Fuck that place in the ass!
[Saving Harley Quinn from falling after the Joker tossed her out from his helicopter]
[Sympathetically] Some things never change, Quinn.
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