MDMung Daal/Chowder
Well, what do you wanna do with Shnitzel's body first, Chowdy?
CSChowder/Shnitzel
I wanna lift a heavy object!
MDMung Daal/Chowder
There's a great big heavy one!
I beg your pardon?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
CSChowder/Shnitzel
[sighs] Switching bodies is so fun.
MDMung Daal/Chowder
Yeah. This new body is great.
MDMung Daal/Chowder
Truffles! What have you done to my face?!
TMTruffles/Mung Daal
Oh, it's a long story. Here, finish this order. [whines] I can't do anything right in your body.
MDMung Daal/Chowder
Well, I can't cook. I can't reach anything in these arms.
TMTruffles/Mung Daal
The kitchen is falling apart! What do we do?!
MDMung Daal/Chowder
That settles it-- we change back into OUR bodies A.S.A.P. [Chowder bursts into tears, sobbing in a mental breakdown] Chowder! Chowder, what's the matter?
CSChowder/Shnitzel
[sobbing] I don't wanna leave Shnitzel's body! Mung, I LOVE IT! Especially the part where I'm strong and tall! And strong!
MDMung Daal/Chowder
Are you finished?
CSChowder/Shnitzel
Yeah, I'm good. When do we change back to our bodies?
I forgot how soft and pudgy my body is, compared to hard and cold Shnitzel's body was.
Radda. [lets go of the mop and walks off]
[in Mung Daal's body] Well, I think you're all a bunch of billowy ninny swallows. [horrified] Oh, good gravy! I'm in Mung Daal's body! And if I'm in his body, he must be in…
[Miss Endive's house; Mung is now in Miss Endive's body as he screams horrifyingly in his reflection and goes wildly berserk]
MDMung Daal/Miss Endive
Hey, this is kind of fun.
[The dish's shrinky-pinky spice shrinks Chowder, Mung, Truffles and Shnitzel's fruit suits]
Maybe it's not that bad. They're tight, and we look like idiots, but at least they've stopped shrinking.
RRhino Lady
Gelato, what is wrong with society today?
GGelato
Yes, yes, I dare say. If I see one more thing to upset my uptight sensibilities, then we would have to form an angry mob.
[Chowder, Mung, Shnitzel and Truffles then show up in their underwear, stripped from their fruit suits by the shrinking spice; Gelato gasps and faints]
RRhino Lady
Gelato?! Gelato! Those heathens have made Gelato faint! Get them!
[Mung, Chowder, Shnitzel, and Truffles scream and run for their lives as the angry mob chases after them]
RRhino Lady
Really? Baby ducks.
[in his baby duck underwear] Who doesn't like baby ducks?
This...is bo-o-o-o-ring! This is boring! You're boring, your life is boring, and this episode is boring!
[weakly] Sugar...wearing off. So...tired. Must...go home...to die. [Shniztel feeds him soda] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
CCCarlito Con Queso
Come back here, you! Come back here with my Mesquite! Not cool, man! Not cool!
Huh. He was my ride.
CCCarlito Con Queso
Krav Maga KICK! [kicks down the door] Ay-yi-yi!
Uh...
CCCarlito Con Queso
Get your hands off my Mesquite!
Radda! Radda radda radda! Radda radda!
CCCarlito Con Queso
NO! You cannot be in love with her, because I am in love with her!
You guys should, like, totally fight to the death for her. I mean, that’s what I would do. It would solve everything, you know. But it's up to you guys. Really, I'm just saying. It’s a pretty good idea.
CCCarlito Con Queso
Yes, the GORDITO is right. We must fight to the death like honorable men, no? AAAAH-YI!!! Oh, and one more thing… [sways his hand in Shnitzel's face] KA-KAW! [Shnitzel bites his hand; screaming in pain] So, you think this is some kind of a game, huh?! Well, trust me, this is NO game!
What is the meaning of all this hubub?
[with tears of joy welling up in his eyes] Chowder just made the most beautiful singing.
(Yawns) Man! I'm Tired! I'm Hungry!
KKebab
You have a meeting in five minutes, Mr. Gorgonzola...Sir.
AGAdult Gorgonzola
Kebab, I thought I told you to wear your uniform!
KKebab
Yes, but...
AGAdult Gorgonzola
Put it on. [Kebab puts on Chowder's clothes and hat, quivering frightfully] Ha! Look at you, Chowder. Look, I have become terrifically successful! And what are you? A pathetic stooge!
KKebab
Please, sir, can I take off my uniform now?
AGAdult Gorgonzola
NO! Say what Chowder would say!
KKebab
I'm chubby?
AGAdult Gorgonzola
It's not the same! Don't look at me! [picks up his office desk] I NEED CHOWDER TO BE MY RIVAL!
[Last scene of the series]
PCPast Chowder
No! Stop! Hold it! I reject this future! It’s evil, evil!
PPPast Panini
But Chowder. We look so happy together.
PCPast Chowder
I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
PPPast Panini
Just look at all our babies.
PCPast Chowder
I REFUSE TO LOOK!
ACAdult Chowder
Man, we were cute kids.
APAdult Panini
Yeah.
ACAdult Chowder
But, seriously, no more babies. Okay?
SScraps
[gets transported by the moving babies] Help, help, the babies got me…
APAdult Panini
Okay, I'll stop.
ACAdult Chowder
[gets to stop them to transport him] Babies, no! Put Scraps down!
[As the Adult Chowder runs after the babies, there are crashes heard as Scraps’ screams of terror are heard and the book closes to the front cover]
[Last credits of the series]
Schnitzel, I had the craziest dream, it was 20 years to the future, what do you think it means?
PSPuppet Schnitzel
Rada-rada.
Wow Schnitzel, I just had a dream, that had a dream you we're explaining my dream and the dream. What is suppose it means?
PSPuppet Schnitzel
Rada-rada, rada-rada.
[last lines] Schnitzel, I just had a dream, that had a dream, that had a dream thaat you we're explaining my dream and the dream that you we're dreaming. What is suppose it means?
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