“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Yes, Kimchi's mom. Yes, I do think Kimchi's...new bride is...beautiful. Just can it, Kimchi. She's got a bag over her head. I bet she's all warty, or has an extra eye.

Actually, Chowder, the rich and ancient culture of Kimchi's people FORBIDS the groom from seeing his bride's face before the wedding.

Wow! So is she burned with acid?

Yes, that is also tradition.

How do you know all this junk about Kimchi's culture? Kimchi never talks about any of this stuff.

That's because Kimchi's ashamed of his culture. Why else would he leave his home and his two loving parents, and always go live with an outsider with weird hat, like YOU?

Is this true, Kimchi? Is my hat weird?

If you were really Kimchi's friend, you would know better than to be friends with him.

But Kimchi always said in his culture, if someone saves your life, you have to be their friend until you can return the favor and save theirs!

[gasps] Are you saying you saved Kimchi's life?

No, for reals.

Panini

[pulls Chowder away from Marmalade] Oh, there you are Chowder. What's going on here? For a second there, it looked like you found a new [breaths fire from her mouth in a malicious tone] GIRLFRIEND.

Oh, you mean Marmalade. Well, she is a girl.

Guilty.

And she is my friend.

Try me and convict me.

Panini

[laughs; then firmly] Chowder, you get back over here, right this second.

But I don't wanna.

Panini

Now. Get over here, now.

But can I have more than one friend who's a girl?

Panini

No, don't test me, Chowder.

What flavor lipstick are you wearing?

Panini

Smackdown. Now get over here.

Um, I think I'd prefer to stay with starwbarbelberry.

Panini

Chowder, [through gritted teeth] do not make me...

Panini, Panini, what comes after number 29?

Panini

[crying] Oh, Chowder, how could you do this to me?!

On a scale of one to ten, how desperate would you say you are right now?

Panini

[crying] Eleven!

Wow, Shnitzel. We're in Tofu Town! It's the most Asian-themed district in Marzipan City!

Gyoza

Shnitzelson, I finally found you. Didn't think your mysterious past could catch up to you now, did you?

Mysterious past? Shnitzel...Ohh!

Gyoza

I've finally lured you back here, so that I can have vengeance for what you did to my father.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Shnitzel, what's going on? I didn't know you had a mysterious past. That's so cool!

Sorry. I fell asleep. Can you repeat that?

Gyoza

Now, he must pay for his failure. He must FACE THE MUSIC.

Hey, fish lady, I don't see what the big deal is. Why don't we just go over there and get Shabu Shabu back?

Gyoza

Impossible! It's too dangerous. Only a skilled meat fighter can face the awesome power of Peking Duck.

Well, what about Shnitzel? He was pretty awesome in the flashback.

[lifts up his head] Radda?

Gyoza

You have a point, chunky purple one. Very well. If you two rescue my father, Shnitzel's honor among the Sukiyaki Yuza will be restored.

All right!

Radda?

There it is, Shnitzel, the hideout of the Teriyaki Triads. Gyoza said Shaba Shabu's inside, trapped in his cookie prison.

[off-screen as Shnitzel walks right into his trap] Well, well, well. We meet again my pathetic old friend. I have waited a long time for this. I see you want this cookie. [reveals himself from a cloud of smoke; laughs] You will have to get through the meal I prepared for you first!

[to Shnitzel] You! [push Chowder to him] Please, take him home! His singing is horrible!

I love karaoke!

Gyoza

You did it. But, where's my father?

[coughs up Shabu Shabu and burps] Sorry, I just wanted the cookie. [burps again; narrating] And so, Shnitzel, the greatest meat fighter that ever lived, restored his honor, and brought peace back to all of Tofu-Town. The end.

You ate the delivery again, didn't you?

Oh, sorry.

Oh, radda! [facepalms in annoyance]

[reading note] "Do not eat. This means you, Chowder. Love Mung." Gotta stay strong, gotta stay strong, gotta stay strong.

So that's it? You're not eating me?

No, no I want to but, Mung said-

Look kid, if people listen to notes nothing would get done in this world. Notes are really more like guidelines. It said, "Do not eat." Didn't say "Do not eat pizza."

You ate it, didn't you?

[from inside Puppet Chowder's stomach] No.

[looking through the scouts guide book] OH, MY GOSH! This is horrible! According to the guide, Gazpacho has a deadly case of...Rabie-C's!

Gorgonzola

Rabie-C's?

It's all here in the Scout Handbook. See? Signs of Rabie-C's - "sweating, worked up."

Gorgonzola

Yeah, but it also says you foam at the ears.

That's stage two. He's not that far yet.

Mung

There's only one thing we can do! Get some protection.

You want I should call the cops?

Mung

Not that kind of protection.

Radda Radda Radda?

No, not that kind of protection.

[petting a cat] Aww. Radda radda, Yes, you radda. Yeah, you... [sees Puppet Truffles] Uh, uh...radda.

Ha, ha. You did that, I'm gonna tell everyone about this. [flies off]

[in Shnitzel's body; groaning] What happened?

[in Chowder's body] I'll tell you what happened - you blew us into each other's bodies!

You mean, I'm in Shnitzel's body? Weird. Freaky weird.

That's right. And I'm in YOUR body, Chowder.

[in Mung Daal's body] And me in Mung's! [cries] Which can only mean Shnitzel is-

[in Truffles' body] Radda?! [looks down and sees he has Truffles' breasts; bursts into tears, bawling] Radda radda radda!

Good! Let him deal with all those for stinking hormones. I'm sick of it!

Now everybody, just relax. Man, Chowder's arms are short. The only way to get back to normal, is to find the "Get back to Normal" recipe book.

How convenient.

There it is. Now, if I can just… reach… [tries to reach the book from the shelf but cannot] I can't reach.

How 'bout Shnitzel's body gives you a boost? [lifts and launches Mung through the roof, over the sky, as he lands back crashing the shelf] I'm strong! SO STRONG!!