(about her larger fake breasts) These things are power!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I hate to brag, but I've turned a few heads in my time.
Well ya didn't do it with those(gestures toward Julia's chest).
Julia, what did he say to you?
Charlene, why do you always want to know these things?
Oh I'm just curious. Come on, we all told.
All right Charlene, if you must know he said, "Mmm-mmm. Lookin' good. I want it. I need it. Got to-got to-have it-now."
[Charlene tells Suzanne how Bill never had any women in his life except her and his childhood sweetheart. She responds:]
My third husband, J. Benton Stonecipher never dated anyone but me. Of course in my case he never wondered if anyone could possibly be any better because of course that would be absurd. But now for me it was just no fun... I mean... I like to hear about how other women fall short.
[Suzanne tries to get a date for Charlene to make Bill jealous.]
Hello Randy? Suzanne Sugarbaker. Listen, Randy.....Good news.... I found ya a date. Yes I know everyone's tried to help. I bet ya had given up. Well anyway I have somebody. I'll call you later tonight with details. Oh Randy, what movie star are you going as? Mickey Rooney..... uh-huh, very good choice.
Suzanne and I once had a mutual friend named Robert. He was having marital difficulties. Suzanne became his coach. After a few months he became....Roberta.
Excuse me, ladies. I know it's none of my business, but there are two little old vietnamese ladies laying in your driveway.
Oh, they been there all morning. Y'know, they look frail, but when I pulled my Mercedes in at 30 miles an hour, they hopped up right quick.
I myself have been distinctly pro-labor all my life . . . except for a brief period this morning when a cabbage hit my windshield.
Well, did you all hear what she said about that flushing? I mean they don't even have port-a-potties. Now I'm serious you all, I think we should just rethink this.
WLWilderness Leader Connie
Five minutes, busses are rolling.
Suzanne!! Bernice has put out twelve hundred, non-refundable dollars. We have all just sat through a four-hour lecture. Now I don't want to go any more than you do, but I'm telling you, I have rolled my sleeping bag, I have backed my pack and I have filled my canteen.
So what are you saying?
I'm saying, "Get on the bus, Gus."
[Anthony gets caught helping the ladies and pretends to be a woman camper.]
CConnie
What's this camper's name?
(in a high-pitched voice) Cindy.
CConnie
Cindy what?
Cindy Birdsong.
CConnie
Birdsong — I don't remember that name.(to other leader) Check your list.
I was late. I got on the bus at the last minute.
CConnie
Who let you on?
I don't know. Some white girl.
CConnie
Where's your application?
I turned it in.
CConnie
To who?
Some white girl.
[Suzanne enters, obviously distraught.]
[(whimpers)]
Something wrong, Suzanne?
Yes, something is wrong. I'm driving down the street this morning, the sun is shining, I'm young, I'm beautiful. I look in the rearview mirror and what do I see? There is a hair growing out of my chin. I mean, have you ever in all your life? I simply could not believe my eyes. Here I am, hardly 30 years old, and there's this hair sticking out right here. It's unbelievable. Obviously, I'm being punished for some heinous sin, like telling Kyle Westheimer's parents that he is, in fact, a bisexual. But all I know is, whatever it is, I did not merit this.
You told some guy's parents that he's a bisexual?
That's right. I always tell the parents. And I'm not sorry either. I don't believe in bisexuals. I figure the rest of us have to choose, so why shouldn't they?
(leaning her chin in toward Julia) Julia, do you see anything else there?
No, Suzanne, I don't.
Good. Cause if I get another one, I'm just gonna have to get a gun and shoot myself through the head.
Why don't you shoot yourself in the chin? Maybe that way you'll hit the root.
I'm glad you all find this so amusing.
Oh c'mon, Suzanne. Don't you think you're being just a little bit shallow?
No, I do not Charlene. I don't think it is shallow not to want to go through life wearing a goatee.
[Anthony is going over spelling words with Tyone.]
Cantaloupe.
C-A-N-T-A-L-O-U-P-E
That's very good, Suzanne.
(beaming) I eat it all the time.
[Julia accompanies Anthony to juvenile hall to give Tyrone some tough love after his "little brother" gets arrested]
I want to know what you're gonna do to compensate Julia and all the others to whom you've brought pain and sorrow.
TTyrone
I guess I don't know yet.
Well, you're gonna have plenty of time to think about it. This is your third offense, and they're gonna throw the book at you this time.
TTyrone
I know. I don't even know why I did it.
You just wanted to screw up because that's what everybody expects of you. Well I'm gonna surprise you, Tyrone. I'm gonna wait around here for you to get out. I'm gonna come to visit you every week. I'm gonna check on you. I'm gonna hound you like a dog. And when you do get out of here, I'm gonna expect to see something a whole lot better than what I'm looking at now.
TTyrone
You are?
Oh, you're damn right.
TTyrone
I can't believe you came. My own sister didn't even come.
So what, Tyrone. You think that you're the only kid in the world whose family doesn't care about him? Well let me tell you something. I grew up in a neighborhood where people put cigarettes out on your head. I never met my father, and my mother was an addict who left me behind when I was two weeks old — I didn't see her again 'til I was nine. Then she wrote and said she was coming. One day she showed up at school after I had told everybody how beautiful my mama was and how she was coming just to see me. You know what she did, Tyrone? She got out of her car. She walked across the playground and picked up some other kid and hugged him and starting crying and calling him by my name. She did that right in front of everybody. I was her son and she didn't even know me. So you see... I've been where you are right now. And if it hadn't been for that one person, my grandmama, loving me and kicking my butt everyday I'd still be there.
TTyrone
I'm sorry I let you down.
I'm gonna be here every week. You can count on that Tyrone.
GGUARD
I'm sorry, but your time is up.
One more thing, man. You know that birthday wish that you asked me about? I wished you were my son.
TTyrone
I love you. :[hugs Anthony]
I love you too, man.
[The guard escorts Tyrone out. Julia comes up to Anthony]
Anthony, I want you to know that I've never been prouder of anyone in my life.....than I am of you at this moment. :she hugs him Let's go home.
[Suzanne is forced to drag the luggage in for her spoiled niece, Jennifer — who is just like her.]
Well, I'll go out to the car and get the rest later.
JJennifer
Thanks, Aunt Suzanne... You know I'm sorry I can't help, but this pinched nerve is just giving me fits.
Oh, that's alright. I usually have a pinched nerve myself, I just forgot to mention it before you did.
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