“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Kanji

You are dead! You are so friggin' dead!

Teddie

...Hey, why isn't anyone opening the door?

!?

Yosuke

We've lost something important again...

Kanji

WHAT THE HELL?!

Let's leave him be.

[holding out Rise's cell phone] Here. You dropped this.

Rise

Y-You could've told me a whole lot sooner!

[a little taken aback by her response] My bad. I'm sorry about that.

Rise

[softening a little] …You did give it back to me instead of keeping it… So thank you.

[looking back] By the way, that strap…

Rise

Huh?

Looks pretty tasty. [leaves]

Chie

[when Yosuke looks at her legs after talking about Rise's figure; blushes while covering her legs] Hey! If you don't like my legs, then don't look at them!

Yukiko

[to Yu] Narukami, what do you think about this?

Her legs are fine.

Chie

Ah!

Yosuke

[shocked by Yu's response] What? No!—! …Dude, on this, we disagree.

Chie

[ticked off; kicks Yosuke in the stomach] Jiraiya!

Chie

Yo! What are you three doing [standing in the shadows like that]?

Yukiko

You look…pretty suspicious.

[to Yosuke] Are you the killer?

Yosuke

Piss off.

Teddie… Take Rise and get out of here, now!

Teddie

But Sensei…! I can't just a-bear-don everybody! I don't wanna be alone again!

[aims her "pole cannon array" at group] Say goodbye...forever.

Teddie

[when…something…says that they is "no true self"] Huh? Who said that? [turns aound to find his Other Self staring at him] Ah! What the heck is thaaaat?!

Kanji

Oh, b***s.

Chie

Wait, is that freaky-looking thing Teddie's other self?!

Let me impart one bit of truth on you: You are all going to die here.

Teddie

Phew, nice breeze.

[gasps] That was in him?

Chie

No... no way!

Teddie

[finishes his drink with his human hands] I feel totally refreshed. See, I grew this body so I could try and score with Chie and Yukiko.

Chie

You grew human just to score?

Yukiko

I really do wish we could drop that subject.

Teddie

Oh, yeah. Are there any clothes around? I'm naked as a newborn baby right now.

Chie

Hey, by the way: Has anyone seen Teddie's head?

But, tell me, what are you doing here?

Kanji

Look, I really suck at making friends, too! But who gives a shit?!

But now we know for certain: this case is far from over.