Tim Jarvis: [after confessing to the murder] I gave everything in the world to that boy. Nothing was enough for him.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Jon Vandervelt: [after Jessica exposes him as the murderer] I had designed Netherlander. I loved her. I planned on racing her for Holland in the next World Cup. Nothing could have beaten her. Then I saw that he had applied for a patent on her. And at the Ball, Admiral Spalding said that he had talked about her as his own trimaran. I knew I had to settle things with Mr. Kimball. When I realized he was dead, it occurred to me that there might be a way out. I knew Anne Larkin had been there. I read the custody papers that Mr. Kimball was putting away. They already had his blood on them, so I placed them in Anne Larkin's bedroom, where you found them. But the killing itself was unpremeditated, a moment of rage.
Jessica Fletcher: Was it? You didn't go through the gate when you went to see Mr. Kimball. You made sure that you got into his office unobserved, didn't you?
Jon Vandervelt: Well, let's say I went prepared to do whatever was necessary.
Tom Sampson: [after Jessica exposes him as the murderer] When Sherri told me that Johnny'd got engaged to another girl, I thought my worst nightmare had come true. Folks would be forever smirking at Sherri and cracking jokes about the wrong side of the blanket. This ain't Hollywood. Cabot Cove folks get married and have babies. It come to me, if Johnny was to die, they'd feel sorry for Sherri and give her some respect.
T. T. Baines: [after Jessica exposes him as the murderer] I was afraid Graham was gonna find out about it one way or another. Russ, I don't know, he went over the edge. I don't know what it was. The money, the fame. He was trying to force Lauren to do Graham the way she did the other station managers. I tried to convince him that it was different for her this time. He just laughed at me. She'd waited so long for someone like Graham to come into her life. I couldn't let him do it. I couldn't let him take that away from her.
YHYosuke Hanamura
S-Someone!
What is it?! What's wrong?!
What is that?
[getting over his shock; angrily] Geh—I'll ask you the same thing!
It-It can talk!
Well, of course! I am a bear! I've lived here since bear-ever!
Wh-What's with this guy? It's beyond me!
Keep your voices down, will ya? [starts to waves his arms rapidly] Now go on! Get out of here! Run along and hurry back to your den!
Izanagi!
[after forcibly removing Teddie's head; jumps back in fright] Ah—! Wh—What the hell?!
Huh. There's nothing inside.
Oh, weird! How the heck does it work?
Ah! [to Yu] Thanks a lot, nice guy!
[to Yu] Yo, dude, does anything rattle you?
?
[after Yu punches him in sync with Izanagi punching Yosuke's Shadow; falls over, holds his cheek] Ow! Dude…!
[mildly surprised; as Teddie suppresses giggles of glee] Oops. Wrong guy.
[shocked] Huh? What do you mean, "wrong guy"?!
[shocked after Yu is bitten]: Whoa, it left teeth marks, too...! Are you okay?
I think I might be dying...
[irate] Mmm... No, you're not.
SYShadow Yukiko
I'm so sick of these damn chains!
So, who's the grizzly who threw you in here?
[seeing Teddie for the first time] Huh? Who're you? Rather...what are you?
[waves] I'm bear-y much a bear!
I'm sorry, but I'm not following.
[to Teddie] See? Everything you do causes confusion, so just shush up already.
Hmph! Your oppression is un-bear-able!
AEAi Ebihara
Seeing you up close pisses me off even more. I can't believe I lost to a hound like you!
[confused] A hound? You lost?
AAi
I'm going through hell because of you!
I've got something to say, too: the way you treat Narukami-kun is terrible!
AAi
[smirking] What? You've got the hots for him, too?
[indignantly] He's my friend!
So, you were going to make a mean picnic basket?
Yeah, just for fun.
But seriously, the fact that you were gonna do that is pretty impressive. It means you already got better cooking skills than Chie! [laughs]
Wait a sec…! What the hell makes you think I don't know how to cook?! Huh?!
[surprised] Wait, so you can?
[unpreturbed] You can cook?
… [gets up; in an attenpt to intimidate Yosuke] Okay, so it's a cook-off between you and me!
[grinning] Ha! You're on!
Wha—!? Hey!
What're you looking at?!
[to the others] Run for it! [They run off.]
Tch… What's their problem…?
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