“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Fran

Are you telling me that all those years that you put dishwater in her coffee and changed her lip balm for glue stick and called her a cow, you were flirting?!!

Niles

What, no good?

Fran

Niles, why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Niles

Oh, God, no! Not until I have a successful career, a substantial income, a home.

Fran

Oh, God...

Niles

What?

Fran

She's never gonna know!

Fran

Sweetie, I'm sorry. It's just that they're upset over Niles. They can sense these things.

They're rubber and their butts are stamped "Made in Taiwan". What can they sense?

Fran

That their daddy doesn't love them.

ME, You're the one who almost melted Frankie on the toaster oven.

Fran

well I was trying to make you a pita pocket, I need Niles.

Darling i know he's your best friend i know how you feel about him.

Fran

I know it must be hard for you to see Ms. Babbcock go seeing as you both were romantically involved.

Maxwell Sheffield

we were not.

Fran

Just Checking

Maxwell Sheffield

darling i don't know maybe this is the best thing for both of them, I mean you and I we made a huge change in our life, maybe they deserve to do the same.

Fran

oh i know you're right I'm being selfish there a so many things a man like Niles can do out there. Can you think of any?

C.C will be alright she can find a position in any organization that needs a, an um. we have to stop them.

C. C.

The best years of my life are gone. And they sucked.

I just don't understand! What happened? Five hours ago, they were at each others throat.

Fran

Apparently, they decided to move downward.

Darling, I've been thinking. There's no way this contract between Yetta and Webber could possibly be valid. I mean, let's face it, Yetta isn't exactly in her right mind.

Fran

Sweetie, just because she thinks we're Robbie and Laura Petrie and she's our neighbor, Millie? She's just occasionally confused.

Occasionally?

Brighton

What's all the noise about?

I'm marrying your sister. But actually Fran said yes and your grandmother left with the ring on and no one's letting your father talk.

Brighton

Welcome to the mishpokhe, bro.

Yetta will you let everyone know Fran's doing just fine the doctor's in with her right now. Turns out it was a false alarm.

Fran

She's pregnant

Yes well, of course, I'm the father

well because I just know that's how. Yetta would you put someone else on the phone, please.

Mrs. Sheffield, seems that you had some usually strong Braxton Hicks contractions—it's very common for women over thirty-five under stress—have you been stressed about anything recently?

Fran

You mean besides the fact that you think I'm over thirty-five?

[About Fran and her pregnancy] Ever since she entered her third trimester, her mood swings have been lethal.

Niles

Oh, I know. It's worse than when Sylvia gave up chocolate. That was the most unbearable hour of my life.

C. C.

Nanny Fine, I can understand why you can't trust me with Maxwell. After all, there were years of unrequited love and unfulfilled fantasies and shameless come-ons... but eventually he came to see he didn't have a chance with me.

Fran

So I'm guessing there's only food left in the mini-bar.

You flew 3,000 miles because some silly psychic told you I was about to have an Affair.

Fran

I really hope this [exercise] tape brings on my labor though I really can't blame them from wanting to stay in there. I mean, all they do is lie around all day. It's 98 degrees, all you can eat... It's Miami in there.

Maggie

So, Sylvia, what did you and Morty do on your first anniversary?

Sylvia

We went to Puerto Rico.

Maggie

What about you, Yetta?

Yetta

We fled Poland.