Oh darling don't you look beautiful (kisses Fran) Mmm and that perfume i haven't smelled that perfume since the last time you did something wrong. What did you do?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I have to call the agency. None of these models they submitted are right for our poster.
You know, sir, if you need an attractive photogenic man, on camera I can pass for—
CCC.C.
Hume Cronyn?
Niles, thank you for your offer but this poster really needs to sell our new show. Someone virile with huge masculinity...
[Points to C.C.] Well, there's your man.
Kaitlyn how many times do i have to tell you i'm a married man
I'll tell Kaitlyn then I'll kill her
Oh Fran Darling what are you doing here?
This is so exciting! Grace is applying to the Eastside School for the Gifted. [To Grace] You know, you won't be the first member of the Fine family to attend. Your Aunt Celia spent three years there.
Ma, she worked in the lunch room. And she got fired for giving free lunches to a lady who tried to pass herself off as an 8th-grader.
Meanwhile, with my little pigtails and my little plaid skirt, I was adorable.
Fran, there has got to be a way to get that money back.
How, Val? He already converted the million bucks into francs.
[Disappointed] Well, once you convert it into hot dogs, it's very hard to trace.
[About Fran's pregnancy]
Mr. Sheffield Dr. Reynolds I'm a little concerned about one thing, When exactly would be the right time for us to stop having... well um sexual relations?
Fran I say when the Flatulence kicks in.
RDr. Reynolds
Hearing mommy's voice can be very soothing to the baby.
Oh, did you hear that?
RDr. Reynolds
That's enough! We don't want him to hang himself with the umbilical cord.
Who's coming that you don't want me to meet?
Oh Darling. For Heaven's sake we're married now i don't need to continue to... (he Laughs), Lynn Redgrave
You know, Miss Babcock, for your information, I just found out: I'm not stupid. I'm sexy.
Nanny Fine, don't sell yourself short. You're both.
Well, I am smart enough to know I have just been insulted, and sexy enough not to care.
MMaury
Turn it into a sitcom.
Why?
MMaury
'Cause I like funny.
Mr. Sherry, my play is an allegory dealing with early man's struggle to survive.
MMaury
So was the Flintstones.
You see, Maury, I am a man of the theater and there is such a thing as artistic integrity. And I can't sign this! I have an obligation to...
MMaury
You'd make more money in one season of a sitcom than a ten year run of Cats.
Do you have a pen?
When [Fran and Sylvia] talk at the same time, the intercom shorts out.
Don't worry, Frannie. Your father's a very good man. Sylvia wouldn't throw that away for some fling.
Exactly. Yetta's absolutely right. I'm sure this thing with your mother and her doctor won't last.
My daughter's dating a doctor?! WHOO-HOO!
She's rehearsing us until two in the morning!
It's because you stink!
C.C., what do you expect when you choose "Antony and Cleopatra" for a grammar school?
CCC.C.
How hard is it to play a pushy broad who runs around half-naked with too much makeup on? [To Grace] Have you learned nothing from your mother?
CCC.C
Nanny Fine I realize I have to accept the fact that you snagged my boyfriend and are about to breed what should be my babies
C.C
CCC.C
My Babies
you do realize that's my wife your speaking to.
What is the one thing that separates me from all the successful people in this world?
Success?
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