Fran Oh Max i was so scared i was going to lose you.
Mr. Sheffield No your never going to lose me I love you so much.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'm gonna call Morty and tell him to bring my nightgown. I'm sleeping over.
Is that really necessary?
Well, I could sleep in the nude. But there's the boy.
Mr. Sheffield Darling please you've kept me waiting for 45 whole minutes, this is torture
No sweetie torture is 5 years
Fran Let me just take it off, I kept the box I'll return it tomarrow
Mr. Sheffield Darling Wait Wait you don't have to do that anymore your a wealthy woman now.
Do you think I'm uptight?
Nope!
I won't fire you.
Yup!
Your voice carries.
All the way to your bedroom?
To Michigan.
Mr. Sheffield I'm his father i know what's best for him
Fran And what am i?
Mr. Sheffield Your the Nanny
Fran (Fran gasp) You called me the N word, did you hear that niles?
niles Do you get the house in the settlement?
Fran Yea
Niles Every word
Mr. Sheffield My nanny did nothing, my wife is hopefully not seeing this
Grace Dad have you seen Fran?
Mr. Sheffield No grace we can't go off running to Fran for every little thing she's no longer the nanny you know she's my wife now
Grace Wow one night on the couch sure whipped you into shape
Mr. Sheffield I did not spend the night on the couch Fran and i made up.
You just don't know how to work your father like I do.
No, I don't look as good in a halter top as you do.
Fran, I'm 20 years old. Doesn't Dad know that... you know... I'm active?
You doing the bing bing? I love that you feel so comfortable that you want to be totally honest with me so let me be totally honest with you... Get upstairs!! What are you, crazy?! You're never leaving my house again!!
Mr. Sheffield ( talking about what Fran did) Actually besides taking care of the children, the nanny would make sure that the tie she had picked out for me, would match the shoes that she had picked out for me. Then she'd make reservations for myself and uhm (looking at the nanny) ..her. And well sometimes when i was working late at night, she'd come in here to the office, jump up on my desk (smirking) cross her legs in a most enticing manner
Sweetheart Sara's parents are going to be here any minute.
All right what are you so nervous about, I thought you said they were thrilled when you told them we got married.
Well darling I lied
What do you mean you didn't tell them. Are you ashamed of me? am i embarrassing to you? Why aren't you answering?
Sweetheart your very special, your...your an acquired taste like feta cheese.
Your comparing me to smelly Greek Cheese?
Sweetheart these are Sara's parents this is a very sensitive situation for them, I mean in their minds you are in fact replacing their daughter so I want to break It to them gently.
Who compares a wife to cheese?
Oh forget the cheese your not a cheese your a beautiful, vibrant, sexy, charming woman. Now their gonna be here any minute and i want you to make a good impression so please get out of that robe.
all right (opens robe, but realizes she's naked and Max and Sara's parents see it). what do you think they'll think of this?
(seeing his wife Fran naked) I don't know why don't you ask them (he points towards the door)
Well darling I smoothed things over I think when I told them that the naked nanny in my living room was now my naked wife.
How could they be contesting the adoption? On what grounds?
They think you're an unfit mother.
Unfit?! I'm in the best shape of my life. I know what this is all about. They don't like my people.
No, sweetheart, they're not anti-Semitic. They're best friends with the Rothchilds.
I meant my mother.
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