Ooh. Ms. VERY Fine.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I just don't understand why Maxwell would ask Nanny Fine on a date! I should be going to Elton John's dinner, not her. I am the one with sophistication! I am the one with savvy! Why would he pick her over me?
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!
CCC.C.
[In tears] Why?!!... What am I doing wrong?
Well, for one thing, you've known him for 25 years or half your life and you don't even know the names of his children.
Oh, Niles, do you think that Ms. Babcock's upset that I asked Nanny Fine out on a date?
Oh, no sir.
Well, I'd hate for her to think that I didn't like her.
(innocently) Oh, wherever would she get that idea?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe from SOME BIG FAT BUTLER SCREAMING IT IN HER FACE! (Niles clutches his heart, takes something out from his pocket, and puts it in his mouth) Oh, stop it, I know those are bloody Tic-Tacs!
Is it true back then people used to listen to their music on some sort of primitive large black vinyl disc?
Only when we weren't enjoying our favorite pastime, child hurling.
Don't you see, Bobbi Flekman is an amalgamation of the two of us. She is everything he is searching for in a woman. (Points to herself) Beauty, brains, and (Points to Fran) a slut.
Hey! You know, you may be onto something.
BFBobbi Flekman
(To C.C.) Honey, you look like a smart woman. You're not, but you look like one. Baby, you're a doormat, an old shoe. No man is worth this. Stop being a masochist.
Ms. Babcock, I have something to tell you that is going to be very hard for you to take.
[To Mr. Sheffield] YOU ASKED HER TO MARRY YOU, YOU SCUM?!! TEN YEARS OF MY LIFE I HAVE—
C.C.!! C.C.!! Ms. Fine lost Chester in Central Park.
CCC.C.
Phew! You scared the hell out of me.
BBrian
[On the phone, as an ice-cream truck drives by] Arianna, shut that damn window! I'm trying to demand a ransom here! Please! I can't take that horrible sound!
[Overhearing] I'm sorry, sir, but this happens to be my natural voice!
I can't believe [Niles] quit. It's so sad. I can still smell his chicken cacciatore. It's like when you lose a limb and swear it's still there.
I've come back! Hide me please!
What happened?
I can handle the jacuzzis and giving the oil massages. I can even suck on a big toe the size of a Louisville Slugger but I do NOT... do windows.
FFrieda
NILESY!!
Oh, God, Sasquatch!
BBellhop
[To Mr. Sheffield] Can I have your last name, sir?
Good luck. I've been waiting five years for it.
CChevy
You have a beautiful face. Ever thought about acting?
Are you deaf?
All I wanted was a simple thank you. I suppose in order to get some attention around here, I have to hop up on your desk in my short skirt.
Did you say "my"?
I was putting myself in Ms. Fine's shoes.
Well, you can't wear those wingtips with your skirt. Make you look stumpy.
He who belts "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" in the shower should not throw stones. I assure you I am the most masculine one in this room... [Enter C.C.] ...until now.
I was the most popular girl in school. It said so on all the bathroom walls.
How lucky is your grandmother getting married at her age. Do you know the odds of a woman over 35 finding a husband?
1 in 1245.6
Uh-huh. How much do you weigh, Ma?
Who can remember numbers?
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