Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Maxwell, I can not tell you how exited I am about our little weekend...[sprays perfume on her] getaway...[sprays more perfume] to Boston. [sprays more perfume]
Its a business trip C.C
Of course I know that. Work work work. In fact, I'm on my way to get a wax-I mean fax.
Don't worry sir you'll be near Salem, they know how to take care of her kind there.
Niles you don't think C.C wants to go to Boston to um...you know.
Shout the British are coming?
Miss Fine? Do you have your attorney present?
Oh... my attorney present. Oh-oh... you know what, I'm not going to get him anything. Let's see how he does first.
(to the bailiff) Is this a competency hearing?
(about Fran's uncle and lawyer) He's strictly pro bono.
Really? Well I'm glad he's not representing me because I'm pro Cher.
My God, Val, Mr. Sheffield proposed to me just to get even with his mother!
Wow! ...Good thing she showed up, huh?
I can't marry someone under false pretenses!
You can't? Gee, you think you know a person.
(Running into Maxwell's office) Look at this! 'Hello Dolly' spelled out in Spaghetti O's! I swear it fell out of the can that way!
Hang up man I'm not going through with it
Oh you stupid fool
What a rotten thing to do dragging Miss Fine in the middle of all this, Poor thing has a crush on me as it is.
Oh she does, does she?
Oh come on man, wouldn't you?
Yes well you've always been the sunshine of my life.
Oh I don't know Niles, Maybe I'm making too much of all this, I mean surely she must realize I just blurted it out in the heat of the moment, Yea she couldn't have possibly have taken me seriously.
That's what i was gonna wear on our honeymoon night.
There's nothing in here but lip gloss.
Suffer
I just can't understand why we're not as productive as we were last year. Profits are down, ticket sales are down...
[Looking at C.C.] But some figures are increasing.
Listen, Hazel (laughs) Don't you have anything to dust off?
How about the left side of your bed?
(looking at picture of her ex-boyfriend, Danny's newborn baby) Oh, I'm so jealous!
(grabs picture from Fran) Miss Fine, I can't see why this picture makes you yearn for a child. I could see a Lhasa Apso...
Fran, you're probably wondering why I'm acting so strange.
Ma, you've been here for two seconds. You yelled, you ate. The only thing strange is that you haven't showed me a wedding announcement from a girl I went to high school with.
It's in my purse.
You know I don't like to be filmed when I'm eating.
Which is why there's more footage of Bigfoot than of her.
Oh, Niles, it's so hard planning a vacation when you're single.
Yes, it's so much nicer when you have a family so you can lug their ski equipment around Vale, sit around the fire listening to "Niles, get me a brandy!" "Niles, get me a comforter!" "Niles, go out in that blizzard for a PIZZA!"
Niles!
WHAT... is that on your shoe, sir? Let me get that for you.
Every time I ask you to do something, you always manage to screw it all up.
And yet you continue to ask me. You need help, mister.
. . .
Why do I ever listen to you?
Well, my voice is kinda hard to tune out.
Hi, you must be Mr. Tattori.
Please. My friends call me Tony. [Kisses her hand]
[Pulls it back] What does your wife call ya?
I'm divorced.
[Extends it again] I'm Fran.
So... tell me about yourself. What do you like to do besides dress like a million bucks and drive around in a limo? Which is all I ever really aspire to.
It is not important what I do. It is important who I am.
Who are you?
It is not important who I am. It is important who I am with.
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