C.C., maybe you can help shed some light on this. I mean, you're a woman.
I'm still waiting for the DNA results, sir.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Maybe I can pick something up at Bloomingdales. [about buying flowers for Fran]
CCC.C
But Maxwell, we have to get to the airport, you're not gonna miss this ceremony, I can't walk down the aisle alone!
I say prepare for the inevitable. [slams door in C.C.'s face as she turns around angry]
This woman, my nanny, is accused of a crime that I can assure you she didn't commit.
SSergeant
Prostitution?
I'm not a HOOKER! I'm a kidnapper.
Before Nanny Fine, we didn't have to step foot into a place like this.
HHooker
C.C. girlfriend, gotcha again huh?
CCC.C.
You must have me confused with someone else. (to Mr. Sheffield) I have never seen her before in my life.
HHooker
Oh, is that your game? That's cool, just stay off of 2nd Avenue, Leon is looking for you.
CCC.C.
Maxwell, I swear!
[to the hooker]: Here you go. (gives the hooker money)
HHooker
That good for you?
Oh, it was wonderful. I could do it again and again.
Say, some of the kids are going to the Hamptons for the weekend.
Oh, great! Will there be boys there?
Um... Maybe a few.
Fun! Parents? Ah! Who cares? They'll just get in the way anyway. Go! Have a blast! We don't even have to tell your father.
Really?
Sure! And when I'm fired and you're in the convent, we'll write each other letters and laugh about this.
You know what I think? You're jealous because Phillipe discovered something that was right under your nose.
And what would that be exactly?
My star quality!
That's rather like discovering the atomic bomb. Sounds good in theory but millions will suffer!
I KNEW IT! I knew she had no talent!
CCC.C.
People will be walking off in the middle of her performance.
Just like one of your dates.
[Fran walks in in a svelte black number]
Wow, Fran, you look so hot in that dress!
Uh-oh, I'm supposed to look like Ms. Babcock. I tried to dress conservatively. Niles, can you picture Ms. Babcock in this dress?
Not if I ever want to function as a man again.
Okay, Niles, I'm off to be Ms. Babcock. Help me get into character. Hit me with your best shot.
Oh, no, Ms. Fine. I couldn't possibly.
C'mon! Hello, hello, I'm C.C. Babcock, off to go to work.
In your usual corner? [Stops] I'm sorry, Ms. Fine. Don't make me do this.
I'm Ms. Babcock and I'm off to get money from a man.
Don't forget your change belt. [Stops again] I hate myself... Do it again.
No, I have to go.
Oh, c'mon, one more, I'm hot!
All right and I'll make this one easy. Niles, get me a drink. I'm dog-tired.
[Thinks hard]
C'mon... I don't hear anything... Niles, get a life. [Leaves]
I got it! I got it! [Opens the door and shouts] I'll leave the lid up on the toilet bowl! [Apologetically] Officer.
Honey, I think you should hike up your pants a little bit.
No, Fran, this is cool.
No, honey, this is the Maytag repair man.
Maggie, who does Ms. Babcock hate more, me or Niles?
Whoa! God, this is hard. She hates both your guts.
Yeah, but I make her nauseous.
I make her drink.
This will be a great party. A bunch of 60-year-old ladies pinching my cheeks.
Learn to love it. That's as close to a woman as you'll ever get.
[Fran and C.C. are locked in the wine cellar]
These are the topics we can no longer discuss: what Woolite can and cannot do, anyone with the last name "Cassidy", odd-shaped moles on Eastern Europeans...
All right, okay, but you're really restricting the conversation.
What do I have to do to please anyone around this house?!
[Warningly] Niles...
But, sir. Fish gotta swim.
Control yourself, man.
Very well, sir. [as C.C laughs] Lemon? [Squeezes lemon into C.C's eye]
CCC.C.
If we've got Jack, we got a success. I'll bet my reputation on it!
Oh, I'm sorry, there's a $5 minimum.
[As Niles turns around, C.C. takes her lapel pin and jabs Niles in the backside with it]
AHH!
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