“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Boyd Crowder

[to Lee Paxton] People of Harlan County, rich and poor, will marvel at your debasement and venality. They will spit venom when they speak your name. And they will take your suicide as the last pact of a coward. Now your reputation is ruined, your good word worthless, but death will not be the end of your suffering. For generations your children, and your children's children will have a mark against their name, and that will be your legacy.

Art Mullen

Well, see, now you know my name and I know yours, but these two guys, what, am I just gonna have to guess? I'll bet you're Mike. I'll show you I did my homework. I know that you are his hairdresser.

You got it, pops. Step outside, I'll give you a clip.

Art Mullen

Now, that means that you must be, Mr. Picker, right? Ethan Picker. You have a rather noble profile, Mr. Picker. Is that due to your Greek heritage?

Ethan Picker

I got my nose from a surgeon in Beverly Hills.

You know why I'm here.

Ethan Picker

'Cause you're a boot-licking errand boy?

You talk to me like that because you know I'm not here to work. If I were, there wouldn't be talking.

Let's go.

Art Mullen

I can't let that happen.

Then we're in a pickle.

Art Mullen

I'm gonna give you ten seconds to leave, and then I'm gonna shoot you.

Wynn Duffy

FYI, that's kind of a thing with these marshals.

You really think you're that good?

Art Mullen

I don't know. I'm getting old. But I'm probably pretty good from this range.

Well, we don't really need to make the 6:00 news. Besides, a thing like this has no expiration date.

Daryl Crowe Jr.

So we're clear: you are saying no?

Boyd Crowder

I been accused of being a lot of things. "Inarticulate" ain't one of them.

Wynn Duffy

You must be Mr. Yoon.

And how do you know that? Oh, the one wonton among the tortillas?

Boyd Crowder

I would have said "kimchee in the salsa."

Daryl Crowe Jr.

[to Raylan] Got yourself a dark, twisted mind, don't you, Raylan?

Carl said he ain't gonna press charges. He said we were up there doing some sex thing, and it was... it was... consens... it was consexual.

Who are you, really? The guy whose chief punches him in the eye? That runs off to defend the honor of a lady? A guy that has a lady and the ex and the baby daughter all stashed out of state?

Raylan Givens

I guess so. What's your point?

You are a hero, Raylan. I met enough LEOs to know. I can tell you're a man that would run into a burning building without blinking an eye. Thing is, I think you're the one setting the fire.

Boyd Crowder

[to Johnny] Well, look at you. Even vultures can fly south for the winter.

In all my years of doing business, this is a first. And I don't mean that in a good way.

Technology to reply to a post is decades away.

[to Raylan] I have to admit I find your blatant abuse of government privilege incredibly sexy.

Boyd Crowder

[to Johnny] You know, what you could never understand is that some men lead and some men follow, and when you can't lead and you refuse to follow, you die alone in the desert.

Dewey Crowe

That's gonna look awful bad, we get pulled over with a load of dead dudes in the truck.

You ain't gotta worry, cousin Dewey. We'll hide 'em underneath all that heroin.