[after JT survives Fogle's game of 'Harlan Roulette'] Maybe it's just your lucky day, son. [Fogle keeps pulling the trigger until he shoots JT] Or maybe not.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[about Raylan] You like old friends or something?
Well, I-I set him up for Dickie Bennett, strung him up in a tree. I don't know, is that a friend?
We're old friends, aren't we?
Friends? You strung me up, and left me for dead.
I thought that was water under the bridge.
DLDerek "Devil" Lennox
Just wondering if and when we're ever gonna actually make a move on something worth moving on.
And I told you that time is coming. [as Raylan arrives] But we're gonna have to put a pin in this for now 'cause I'm sensing a disturbance in the force.
Well, you know what they say: getting old ain't for pussies.
[to Errol] I'm ready to get dirty. Are you?
Devil, knowing me the way that you do, whatever led you in your imagination to believe that you could pull this off? [Johnny aims his gun at Devil]
[to a dying Devil] All I ever asked for was your loyalty. Was I not entitled to that, after everything that we've been through? I know how much it hurts. I've been right where you are, laid out on the ground and holding my chest, looking up at the ceiling, trying to find my breath. Devil, I was lucky I made it back. Son, you ain't gonna make it back. You want some help with the pain? You close your eyes, son.
Well, maybe Lawrence Nightingale really did take him prisoner. Get it? Lawrence instead of Florence. Lawrence Nightingale.
Yeah. I got it.
[to Doc Stern] Well, now, way I see this thing, you're between a rock and a much, much harder rock.
Have you been pissing?
He took my kidneys, Raylan, not my dick!
Your kidneys are for pissing. So why don't you try taking a leak, and if you can do it, then we know you still got your two kidneys.
Come on, come on. [starts urinating] Holy shit. You mean I have four kidneys?
Honey, if I started arresting people for committing adultery, I'd never make it home for supper.
Boyd, have you heard the saying, "the most successful war seldom pays for its losses"?
Thomas Jefferson. Prison doesn't offer much, but it does give a man ample time to read.
Sneak up on a man like that; good way to get yourself shot.
By you in your boxer shorts there? I think I got the drop on you this time, Arlo.
[to Boyd] You want to run your hillbilly heroin fiefdom up here, that’s between you and the great state of Kentucky. I got no interest in shitkicker-on-shitkicker crime. But you will not drag me into this. The next time you set up an operation in this county or any other it better not have my God damn family name on the deed or so help me God, I will lose this star and the dance we do subsequent to that will not end with you finding Jesus in a hospital bed.
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