Assume the position... NOW. Do you dumb-ass peckerwoods understand English? On the ground, hillbillies! NOW!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You pull that trigger, your life is gonna change. And not for the better. Now, I want you to ask yourself what your daddy would want you to do.
I want him here to tell me.
Killing Mags ain't gonna bring him back.
Mags? What did you do?
Same thing I did to Loretta's daddy. It's too late. It was already in the glass, not in the jar. [starts to convulse] This is the hard part. Put an end to my troubles. Get to see my boys again. Get to know the mystery.
[Mags dies]
Boyd, I've been to Mexico, I don't think you'd like it.
How so?
There's a lot of Mexicans.
Raylan, if a book could only be judged by its cover, you'd be a best seller.
DLDerek "Devil" Lennox
You want to keep buying quality bud, you gonna have to take all this off our hands.
Devil!
DLDerek "Devil" Lennox
Stay out of this!
RDRodney "Hot-Rod" Dunham
Pull your head out of your ass, son. This is serious weight, and these are dangerous times. Now, you want this to get ugly? It can!
Of course that's not what we want, Mr. Dunham. We appreciate you coming by.
RDRodney "Hot-Rod" Dunham
You're lucky I was already in Knoxville. If I'd come eight hours from Memphis for this, I'd be obliged to kick somebody's ass!
FNFletcher Nix
[to Delmar Coates] Now, I don't like wearing a mask. I'm too pretty. So I am gonna have to kill you. But I'll tell you what, there's this game I like to play. I'm gonna put this gun between us and have the pizza man count it down from 10. When he gets to 1, we both go for it, so you got the same chance I got. That sounds fair, right?
As a matter of fact, as I recall, last time we met, you told me the next conversation we had "wasn't gonna be a conversation".
This is a different conversation.
FNFletcher Nix
I like your hat. There much call for cowboys these days?
You would be surprised.
Well now, Raylan, you're talking to a man who's sleeping with his dead brother's widow and murderess, so if you're looking for someone to cast stones at you on this matter, I think you've picked the wrong sinner.
It bears a striking resemblance to the creature from "Alien".
It's 6 weeks old, Raylan.
All right. Don't come running to me when it busts out your ribcage.
When did ya get married?
KGKaren Goodall
Two months before I got divorced.
You know, back in the old days, we used to use the phone book. You know, whack! But people don't even have phone books anymore. We still used to tell people, "you have the right to remain silent as long as you can stand the pain".
Bernard, did you ever hear me argue with your dad about the best way to train a dog? There was a time I thought that, uh, pain was the only thing a dog remembers. But it was your daddy who taught me a dog also remembers when you elect not to hurt him. And if you can get your dog to not just remember, but to learn from the not hurting, then he's yours for life. But some dogs, though, they take you not giving them the hurt that they deserve as weakness. And after that first pass, well, they can't ever be taught. You got no choice but to put that dog down. You ever see what happens when you put too much lye in the scalding water? Well, it burns off the hair and the hog's skin besides. Now, I'm gonna give you a choice, Bernard. I can pour some of this here on the back of your hand, see, turn the heat on the pressure hose up near boiling, and then we'll take this hand, and we stick it in under the stream till I decide we square. Then we take your hand out, pour on some vinegar, and hope that lye hasn't eaten down to the bone. Or you promise me that you will never fail me again in any capacity, and we can all go on back about our evening. Now, before you choose, I'm gonna tell you what. That first way hurt like nothing that you ain't ever felt, but it'll square us. Second way doesn't hurt, but it'll mean next time you screw up, I'll have to take that as a sign that you don't respect me anymore. Now, can I assume from your face that you're choosing door number two?
These boots aren't made for running.
And yet chasing fugitives is a marshal's primary function.
Pull it again.
JJT
That's not how Russian Roulette works.
You're not playing Russian Roulette dumb shit, you're playing Harlan Roulette!
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