[about Rachel] She's the best marshal I've got.
You realize I'm sitting right here?
I do.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You're getting old.
Not as old as you.
And you're a dick.
When I was Nick's age, before my father's cancer, I thought we were the Cosbys. My parents had good jobs, there was a feast on the table after church on Sundays. Shawnee and I would ride our Huffys around the neighborhood. We had good hair, and made straight A's. Except, as my mother reminds me, that wasn't reality. The jobs weren't all that good, and my father was never a happy man even before he got sick. And Shawnee was smoking pot at 9 and running away to smoke heroin at 15.
I never bore any illusions that my family was the Cosbys.
Your family wasn't funny.
At least you got to shoot your father. Mine had the nerve to die before I got back from Basic with skills and a loaded weapon.
You didn't miss much. I thought it was gonna be way more fun than it was.
I had nothing to do with it.
Other than shootin' a couple of assholes to keep 'em from talking.
Yeah, well... that.
Why did you agree to rob that mine in the first place?
Because it's what I do. It's who I am, Ava. As hard as I've been trying to pretend otherwise. Everybody else seems to know that but me.
TBTom Bergen
Art, I've been in Harlan 18 years. People still look at me like I'm some kinda Yankee come down to burn their crops. But this guy...
I know my people.
You're like the hillbilly whisperer. We oughta put you on Oprah.
Ma ain't never left me in charge... Dickie neither. Here you sit?
Well it ain't as glamorous as it looks.
We need to talk.
Can I get you something, mama?
Nothing's gonna take the taste away from my boys going behind my back.
Mama, w-we never went behind—
Cashing McCready's draw checks? How long did you think it'd take before that'd come back on us?
Mama, that's that federal. He's aiming for trouble with us, always has been.
'Cause of your actions! Starting with hiring that pederast to do a job I give you.
I'm sorry, Mama.
Coover, I know you're sorry. That's why it's gonna hurt so much to have to do this.
[Doyle moves Coover to place his hand on a tree stump. Mags takes out a hammer]
Hey, now! Hey, hey, now! Hey! Hey!
Put your hand on the stump! Put your hand on the stump! Mags: Take what's coming.
Mama.
I'm saving your gun hand, now.
Mama, don't hurt me.
Cross me again, and I will leave you nothing.
Mama!
You ain't got to do this.
You shut your mouth! 'Cause you're crippled to the point of worthlessness it ain't you down on that table. As it is, I have to hurt Coover. And I like Coover.
AATF Agent
Did she screw all your relatives? Or just you two?
Now sir, I know you have an investigation to conduct but if you disrespect Ava one more time, I'm gonna come across this table.
I think a threat against a federal officer would be a little more specific. Something more along the lines of, "If you disrespect Miss Crowder again I'll beat the ever loving shit out of ya".
[to Raylan] The one who kicked me in the face... if you get the chance, shoot him in the nuts.
FRFrank Reasoner
[to Carter Hayes] I got you figured. You did most of your growing up in those juvie-detention gladiator schools. I guess Bobby didn't tell you I was the bench-press champion at Lewisburg. The next time you make me raise my voice, I'm gonna take this oxygen tank, and I'm gonna beat your ass to death with it.
CHCarter Hayes
Now, it appears to be running just a couple minutes late, but when it gets here, we're gonna take our money and be on our way. [opens his jacket to reveal a vest of dynamite] Otherwise I'm gonna have to huff and puff.
Okay. Okay. [to Bobby Green] Clearly, you're the smart one. I'm hoping you know what to do now.
[Bobby lies flat on his stomach and places his hands on his head]
Raylan Givens [to Carter] And you're the one who kicks innocent women in the face.
CHCarter Hayes
You mean that girl from this morning? She didn't seem so innocent. Does she taste as good as she looks?
Raylan Givens You know where I'm from, asshole?
CHCarter Hayes
No.
Raylan Givens Harlan County.
CHCarter Hayes
So?
Raylan Givens [punches Carter] Down there we know the difference between dynamite and road flares.
If you run, I'm gonna put a bullet in that tank. You remember the end of Jaws?
I'm surprised to see you here.
Without shackles or an attorney present? It's a little strange for me too.
I'm glad you agreed to see me, given our history.
Our history, indeed. I took a bullet, lost seven pints of blood, and eighteen inches of intestine. I had the surgeons keep it for me as a memento of that day preserved in Lucite. Would you like to see it?
Okay.
Gary, I didn't have eighteen inches of intestine preserved in Lucite.
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