On your mark, get set... (puts the fire at the back of a cannon then it shoots Hamuel) (cannon blasts) (Hamuel caws) Treasure! (Vladimir, Monty, Xavier, Varian, Ruddiger, Pascal, Maximus and Pete are racing)
It's sad, really. (Rapunzel stops running to turn around) All these people getting their hopes up, when Lance and I are, (laugh) obviously going to win. (talking about Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Catalina, Pete, Ruddiger, Hamuel, Pascal, Max, Vladimir, Monty, Old Lady Crowley, Shorty, Rapunzel and Feldspar searching for treasure)
Oh. I'll tell you what will be sad. The look on your face when me and my partner get to the treasure first. Right, Feldspar?
Ooh! (groaning) Does anyone have any butter? (Rapunzel and Eugene free him from a wheel) (Feldspar grunt) Ah, thank you. (walks away)
You guys are gonna do just fine. In second place. (walks back to the table)
(mocking laughter) Laugh now, but Feldspar and I are gonna be a force to be reckoned with. Right, Feldspar? Feldspar?
Wouldn't you just know it? I did it again.
Unicorns, unicorns, unicorns, unicorns... unicorns.
Uh... Feldspar? I appreciate how excited you are, but you really don't need to pack much. (Feldspar's bag thuds) Wow! (surprised) What do you have in there?
Well, shoes, mostly, and of course, shoe polish, shoe horns, shoe laces...
Uh, you know what? Uh, why don't you fill me in on the way? We are, ugh, already behind.
Yes, yes. You're right. (Rapunzel takes Feldspar's heavy bag and carries it then puts it on his back) Don't worry. We're going to win! After all, we're the only team with a map. (takes a map from his apron and shows it to Rapunzel)
What? (takes the map from Feldspar) Where did you get that? (asks Feldspar)
I took an impression of the map. (takes the map back from Rapunzel)
No, no. We can't use the map. That's cheating. (tells Feldspar)
Feldspar Well, that's one word for it.
(sigh) What's another word for it?
What do I look like, a thesaurus? (asks Rapunzel when he opens the door via his foot)
Feldspar, come on. We can still win this fair and square. We don't need a map. (tells Feldspar then he sees the map)
You know what? You're right. (rolls up the map) And when you're right, you're right. We can, nay, we must win this using nothing but our wits! (body thuds) So, wagon wheel, we meet again. (Stan is pushing Kiera via a wheelbarrow) (Rapunzel and Feldspar see Stan pushing Kiera via a wheelbarrow)
You know (panting), I can't help but wonder why I have to push you in a wheelbarrow.
Because I'm not big enough to push you in a wheelbarrow. Now, hurry!
Hmm, a northerly wind is coming. (he gives Varian three more books to hold while telling him that a breeze will come) (wheelbarrow rumbling) (Varian and Xavier see Stan pushing Kiera via wheelbarrow) (Varian puts three more books into his bag and closes it) (Varian puts his bag on his back) If only there were a way to catch its mighty draft, and use it to our advantage. (tells Varian) (he and Varian think about how to use the wind's mighty draft)
Wait! The Saporians use hot air balloons. (tells Xavier) Uh, I know how to build one! (walks away to start building a hot air balloon)
(chuckle) (walks away from his shop) That reminds me of a "Legend of a Mighty Balloon" (Varian walks back to push Xavier from behind) In days of yore, an intrepid traveler ventured into the sky...
Yep. (Catalina is annoyed) It's what I was afraid of. What we got here is a good old-fashioned Corona sap pond. (he and Catalina see the pond) Okay, kid, to cross this, we'll need expert timing, balance, and agility. (tells Catalina when he demonstrates how to jump across the sap when she takes a vine) Now, fortunately, I've got the training-- (Catalina starts to swing across the sap)
Later, Pete! Woo-hoo! (having fun swinging on a vine before she made it to the other side)
Oh. (grabs a vine to try to swing across) Okay. Pete, your time to shine. Ah... (fells into a pond of sap) (gurgling)
(clears throat) Another tea cake? (asks Lance)
Why not? (Eugene gives the pastry to him)
Yeah. It's not like we're in a hurry.
Say, is that a new watch? (asks Eugene)
Why, yes, it is, old chap. I bought it with some of the gold we're going to be getting from the treasure. (tells Lance)
(chuckle) Good for you. Some days, you just gotta treat yourself.
Speaking of the treasure though, old buddy, maybe we'd better not take this race lightly. (pours tea into a cup while telling Lance) I mean, after all, everyone in Corona is competing. (he and Lance laughing) I'm sorry. I just have to go there. I know, I know. It's the oldest joke ever, but I couldn't help myself! And I just can't keep a straight face. We are so gonna get that treasure first. (sips his tea)
(laugh) Ah, you said it. Ah! Food coma, here we come. (goes to sleep)
I'm way ahead of you, bud. (goes to sleep too)
Mmm. (swallowing) (Rapunzel smiles) (Feldspar continues to swallow pork chop)
Feldspar! (mad at him) (Feldspar swallows his food) Are you, um, almost done?
Oh, I'm so sorry, but mother always said, "Never treasure hunt on an empty stomach." (continues eating) (Rapunzel is still mad at him)
Uh, couldn't you have eaten some nuts on the way or something? Did we have to stop so you could fry a pork chop? (shows the pots, pans, salt and pepper shakers, ladle, spoon, cooling rack, kitchen towel, loaf of bread, plates and logs) (squirrel squeaking and eating a loaf of bread)
Well, yes. (chuckle) (about to wipe his mouth via his map)
Wait, Feldspar, is that your map?
Might as well use it for something, huh? Oh, this says "beware the crypt."
Ah! What are you talking about? (about to take the map from Feldspar but he is wiping his mouth with it then she is shocked) You can read this?
Well, I'm fluent in Saporian, of course. The Saporians invented the wingtip loafer. Don't you know any cobbler worth his shoehorn knows Saporian.
I will be honest, I did not know that. What else does it say?
(clears throat) "All who claim the treasure shall be made to banana."
Oh, what am I thinking? "Zarothay" is banana. Zarotho" means, "suffer an eternity of doom." (Rapunzel grabs his shirt)
You mean, I just sent my entire kingdom to their doom?
Well, suddenly frying a pork chop isn't the worst thing one of us has done today. (Rapunzel stops grabbing his shirt)
We have to get there first, so we can stop the others from disturbing the crypt. Here, gimme the map. (tells Feldspar)
But you said that would be cheating.
Okay, fine! But, can I at least finish my parfait-- Ooh! (asks Rapunzel if he can eat his dessert but she grabs him)
Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns... (he and Monty soaked Kiera and Stan with water then Kiera turns around to open Stan's bag)
Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice you're rifling through my personal effects?
Hey, Captain Stache, look around. We're losing. (tells Stan) I'm looking for anything that might give us a leg up. (sees a helmet from the bag) You brought a spare uniform? (holds a helmet when asking Stan)
A good soldier never travels without an extra uniform. (Kiera sees Varian and Xavier's hot air balloon)
Ha! This is so great! (enjoys the ride when he collects air particles with a test tube) I feel like a bird! (turns around after collecting air particles and closes the test tube with a cork)
(chuckle) Indeed. (puts his hand on Varian) Have you heard of "The legend of the Lone Birdman of Swandalay"? (asks Varian)
No... Uh, well, no, but, um-- (tells Xavier then he starts telling Varian another story)
The ancient people of Swandalay were actually a seafaring tribe. (Varian is sick and tired of hearing Xavier's stories then Varian sees "Stan")
Hey, look! Someone needs help! (points to "Stan" when Varian is telling Xavier that they should help then Xavier will land the hot air balloon) Hold on! We're almost there! (tells "Stan") (he and Xavier run to "Stan") (picks up a helmet) Huh? (fooled by Kiera and Stan) (hurner roars) Hey!(he and Xavier see that Kiera and Stan stole the hot air balloon)
What are you doing? (asks Kiera and Stan after taking the hot air balloon away from him and Varian)
Looks like we're winning! (tells Varian and Xavier) (he and Kiera smile when the hot air balloon flies away from Varian and Xavier)
You're playing dirty! (jumps at the edge of the river to tell Kiera and Stan that they are cheating)
There's nothing in the rules that says we can't be smarter than you! (telling Varian and Xavier) (Varian and Xavier see Kiera and Stan fly away with the hot air balloon that they took from Varian and Xavier) (Xavier starts telling another story then Varian turns his head to the left side)
(sigh) She reminds me of The Legend of Perpetua Demosthenese, the young girl who thought she was smarter than all of those around her. (chuckle) (Varian is bored of hearing Xavier's legends) (Varian puts the helmet on his head and sits on the edge of the river with his head down)
I know how this looks, kid, okay? (tells Catalina when she yawns) But rest assured, I have this under con-- (trips) Oh, that-- is that a... Well, that's a lot of... (Catalina walks to him while annoyed) Oh, can you pry off some bramble? (asks Catalina)
Shoo! Shoo! (sigh) (bird chirping) (grunting when trying to pull bramble away from Pete)
Outta the way, slow boats! (Catalina and Pete hear Shorty when he and Old Lady Crowley are coming) (Shorty laughing when pulling the cart while Old Lady is riding it and holds an umbrella) (Catalina and Pete see Shorty and Old Lady Crowley are heading towards them) (Catalina and Pete duck their heads) Whoa! (splat) (Shorty trips and lands on Pete)
This is why Crowley works alone. (lands at the bramble) (brambles snapping)
Rapunzel Okay, Feldspar. We will never catch them on foot. Time for a new tactic. Ugh, think, Rapunzel! Think, think, think. (see Feldspar's items on the grass) What did you say was in your bag? (asks Feldspar)
And so goes "The legend of the Wise Man's Dummy".
Woo-hoo! (Varian stops rowing the boat when he and Xavier see Rapunzel and Feldspar rollerskating to the crypt)
Where'd they come from? How are they moving so fast?
I've never felt so alive! (holds Rapunzel's hair when he and Rapunzel rollerskate to the crypt before Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Catalina, Pete, Monty, Vladimir, Ruddiger, Hamuel, Pascal and Maximus) (Varian and Xavier see Rapunzel holding a map)
Wait, she has a map. Hey! You're cheating! (an oar fell into the water then Varian rocked the boat and fell into the water then climbs back on the boat) (taking deep breaths after falling into the water)
Using a map is cheating indeed. (Varian is mad because he had enough of legends) Which reminds me of The Legend of the Cheating Willows--
Enough with the legends! (yells at Xavier then uses his hand to row the boat fast)
I'm free as a bird... is what I would be saying, if you hadn't steered us into a tree!
You know, I'm starting to get why they call you Angry. (Kiera is annoyed at her partner then she sees Rapunzel and Feldspar)
Woo-hoo! You might say I'm on a roll! (laughing)
(gasps) She's got a map! (she and Stan see Rapunzel holding a map)
Hey! Cheaters! (yells and points at Rapunzel and Feldspar!
Who? What? Where? (wakes up confused while icing is on his face and collar)
We have overslept. If we don't hurry, we're not gonna win that treasure! (tells Lance)
Ah! Cavier Lance! (he and Eugene run to the treasure before Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Catalina, Pete, Shorty, Ruddiger, Hamuel, Pascal, Maximus, Vladimir, Monty, Rapunzel and Feldspar)
