Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I was trying to shake my fake booty! They gave me a fake booty!
They what?
They put a booty in your booty?!
[to Tyra Banks] Oh yes they did!
Show me how you shook it. Turn around right now and work it! Work it! Yes! Oooh! You just dropped your pencil. Yeah, girl! Whoo! There you go!
The next name that I am going to call... [flips over Jacyln Poole's photo and shakes her hips as Jaclyn Poole comes down to collect her photo] Work it! Work! Yes! Work the booty! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oooh! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! [everyone else laughs] Yes! Yeah and you're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Booty Shaker!
[to Tyra Banks] Thank you so much!
[to Jacyln Poole] You're welcome!
The next name that I am going to call... [flips over Brittani's photo] Brittani. [Brittani comes down to collect her photo] So you take some amazing photos but in this commercial, you shrunk.
[in confessional] I was getting my makeup touched up, and of course, Alexandria had to come over.
Oh, that's sweet. 'Cause you're like very motherly. She's coming to check on her, I'm like, "Oh, she can take my job! I can go home 'cause I got a headache anyway!" [in confessional] Alexandria, she was busy doing Francesco's job, she was doing my job. Then, she's like checking the lighting. I swear, the gaffers were almost nervous that Alexandria was checking out the lights!
Oh my gosh! Where’s my towel? There was a towel right here! Who picked it up?!
[in confessional about Alexandria] Alexandria, she’s such a psycho! She snaps at absolutely nothing!
I’m sorry that if I'm yelling but I really don't give a damn! I haven't said more than two words to anyone since we've gone home!
Are you kidding me? You just said, like, a whole...monologue!
Great vocabulary!
Well, thank you!
You're welcome!
Wasn't there an entire conversation at panel tonight? Like, "Stop being a diva, stop acting like you own everything." And then, she comes home and starts fighting. [laughs]
[in confessional about how everyone else feels about Alexandria] I guarantee everyone goes in the confessional room and bitches about Alexandria because she's getting on everyone's nerves.
[in confessional about Alexandria] She's like obnoxious, controlling...
[in confessional about Alexandria] I feel like maybe she's bipolar.
[in confessional about Alexandria] Severe psychological issues...
[in confessional about Alexandria] I'm kind of scared of her.
[in confessional about Alexandria] Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
[deciding to read Alexandria's diary while Alexandria is on the phone] I wonder how she feels about all of us, honestly. Should we look at her diary right now?
What? No.
No, that's dirty!
If you're gonna do it, you better hurry your ass up. [girls laugh as Monique runs into Alexandria's room]
We have to know if she likes us or not. [opens Alexandria's diary] Oh my God! It's bad, it's bad!
We're all sitting in the living room area, minus Alexandria, and Monique is reading Lex's diary.
She said this! "I don't even know how to feel right now." Sad smiley.
This is terrible!
She doesn't know how she comes off to us...
That's, like, worse.
...and she's like, "Why am I a loner?" It's like, why are you such a raging bitch?
It's so confusing to me.
[in confessional about Monique, Alexandria and Molly] Monique, Alexandria and Molly, they are fighting like dogs and cats! I mean I'm so glad I was not on that team!
[Monique, Alexandria and Molly are getting frustrated with one another during a team challenge]
[to Alexandria and Molly] Should we all hug or something? Do a three-way kiss? Like, what's gonna make you feel happier?
Or an orgy?
[in confessional] We're meeting these people and I just wanted to be like "Can you go now because I don't want to talk you anymore."
[to Monique, Mikaela, Molly, Alexandria and Hannah after Kasia won and chose Jaclyn and Brittani to participate in the prize] And for the girls who didn't make it which is basically the losers you girls get to clean up the fan mess and she is not happy!
[in confessional about Kasia] I saw Kasia the whole time. We were both in the conversations! So I don't understand how she even... why she won?!
[to Monique, Mikaela, Molly, Alexandria and Hannah whilst leaving with Jaclyn and Brittani] Love you! Haha!
[to Mikaela, Molly, Alexandria and Hannah] Kiss my ass! [Mikaela, Molly, Alexandria and Hannah start cleaning up] This is joke! Okay?!
[to Monique, Molly, Alexandria and Hannah] Let's just do it. This will be over soon if we hustle.
[in confessional about Monique] Monique, she was just scuffing her heels! [Monique curses] Just had the worst attitude about it!
[to Mikaela, Molly, Alexandria and Hannah] I'm sick of my life!
[to Monique] Life is so hard right now, Monique!
[to Mikaela, Molly, Alexandria and Hannah] You know what?! Kiss my ass!
Get me dirty!
[to Mikaela] You put your energy in your mouth instead of in your eyes. But, you did a lot of fantastic eyes in your film, but what happens when you don't do it all the time, if you get a shot when you're not doing it because the other girls look good, so we have to find something where everybody looks good. That's a lesson.
[to Monique] I loved every minute of you being in this competition because your body reminds me of me back in the day. I represented that. You have that body and you have a stunning, stunning face, and it's up to you to not sail in the middle though. You have to stand out.
[in confessional after getting eliminated] I'm just really shocked right now like I didn't really see it coming. I've been feeling myself skating along in the middle and it's really been peeving me off. I've been really trying to fully go after it but I don't know. There's something inside me that's just holding back a little bit. I don't know exactly what that was but I don't want to go home yet. It really sucks.
[in confessional about Alexandria] Drives me nuts with every single thing. I'm so sick and tired of her. I'm ready for her to go home and then we'll be okay.
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