AAngelia
I am ready to work it! I am America’s Next Top Model! Recognize my face and get used to it!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Today we were inside of this big-ass bubble, looking like a gerbil.
Nicole isn't truly present in this shot—and the mouth, you know, it's too tight. [unintelligible] sort of cat's bottom. [purses his lips to illustrate]
These aren't like killer bees are they? They're trained, right?
[after contestant Ondrei Edwards has voluntarily quit the competition during the judging session, the judges have just finished deliberating over who will be formally eliminated, her or another contestant]
We've reached a decision.
We've reached a decision.
No, we haven't!
Yes, we have!
No, we have not!
Yes, we have!
No, we haven't!
[notices her bowl of raw chicken] What's this? This was supposed to be in the fridge. Was this in the fridge?
Yeah, but for, like, days.
DDalya
If you're not gonna eat it right away, it needs to go in a freezer bag, and...
Um, I'm sorry. Please don't talk to me like that.
DDalya
We're just saying that...
I know that! I don't need a lesson about chicken!
DDalya
'Cause raw chicken does not belong in a bowl that we eat cereal in. It needs to go in a plastic baggy.
I know about chicken. I cook...Dalya! [in confessional] Being 21, I know how to do things and I'm like, "No, I don't need you, missy to be pointing at my face and telling me how to wrap a damn chicken." I completely know and understand that you're supposed to wrap chicken before you put it in the fridge. No reason to get in front of me like that! [sees Dalya walking upstairs] Okay, walk away.
DDalya
That shit right there is annoying.
Don't talk to me like that!
DDalya
I did not talk to you, Alex!
You did!
DDalya
How you talk to me is annoying! [in confessional] Alexandria is crazy loud. I don't like confronting, 'cause I've confronted my mother all my life, and it...doesn't vibe well with me.
We were just showing you that it was in there.
I know. But the way she came out, she's like, "Okay, ladies. Um, the thing with raw chicken is, um, you have to wrap it!" I know that! I cook!
[in confessional] I am scared to get into a conflict with Alexandria because she could whoop my butt. I'm just gonna stay back, and I-I'd rather just shut my mouth and...watch because I'm a watcher. I don't like to fight.
DDalya
Are you like some kind of mother or something? Like, you're not the mom! You're not the elder, you're not someone...who's superior.
[the contestants address the camera after learning what styles will be given in the coming "makeovers" but not who will get which each style]
MWMonique Weingart
[in confessional about the makeovers] I just really like my hair, and I don't want to cut it.
[in confessional about the makeovers] I don't want blonde. Please don't give me blonde hair!
BKBrittani Kline
[in confessional about the makeovers] I really, really, really, really, really, really want the red hair!
SLSara Longoria
[on feeling less attractive than the other contestants after getting made over with "manly short brown spikes"] I feel like dirty Sméagol in the corner, like, trying not to be jealous.
[in confessional about Alexandria] Alexandria, the way she handled herself and treated the people in the salon made me just want to go... "Yell at her for it!" because she just thinks she runs everything.
[after getting her hair curled] I expected straight hair, just because I have curly hair, but this is fine with me.
Now, you realize that once you leave this chair, there's a razor back there. Did you know that? [Jaclyn shakes her head] How do you feel about that?
[looking scared] ...Okay.
Psyche! [he and Jaclyn laugh]
[expressing her anger over her "Diana Ross" weave in confessional] My hair is disgusting! My whole head hurts, my ass hurts! I sat in the chair for six hours!
[in confessional about Alexandria] Alexandria, she's always "Oh my gosh! My hair!"
[Note: "panel" is the judging session after which someone is eliminated]
SSara
[to camera] I am always nervous about panel. I shake like a little housebroken Chihuahua.
[on the need to upstage the other girl in a two-model shot] So many models that when they get to a certain level, they're like, "I don't do doubles. I don't do doubles." I never said no to a double; I just said, "Back up, bitch."
[praising the swan-like neck extension of the models in a photo] And both Kasia and Molly have taken us to the level of swandom!
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