[Del places a few £10 notes on the table]
Is that all you've got Del?
Eh? Uh no, no (nudging his head towards Rodney), Rodney's got the rest for me...
Oh yeah... Del, here's the four pound thirty-seven from the empties...
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What you got?
I've got kings.
How many?
Un, deux, tois, quatre.
Four!?
I didn't know you were good at maths Del Boy.
Come on Del, let's see your two pair.
Well I've got a pair of aces and another pair of aces.
That's FOUR aces.
I didn't know you were good at maths either Boycie.
[Del has just beaten Boycie in their poker game]
(grudgingly) Well done, Del. Nicely played. (whispers) Where did you get those four bloody Aces from?
Same place you got those Kings. I knew you was cheating, Boycie.
Oh yeah, how?
Because that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.
(to himself on spotting that picture of Tommy whilst alone in the room) Bloody Hell, he's a big bloke!
IIrene
You'd better tell me your name, it'll get a bit embarrasing if I have to call you "Thingy" all night!
My name's Rodney.
IIrene
Irene.
No, Rodney.
[At the dinner table]
How old is she, 20?
No, she's about, 30!
How old is "about 30"?
40!
(coughing) 40! 40? Stone me Rodney.
What's wrong with going out with a woman of 40?
Nothing. Nothing at all, if you happen to be 50! Blimey, she's even too old for me!
Well I'd have to think twice!
[Del meeting Tommy Mackay.]
Oh, but it was only a friendly drink.
TMTommy Mackay
But I'm not a friendly geezer. And that kind of thing makes me really angry! I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll remember for the rest of your life, Rodney, my old son!
Now let's not be hasty, eh? Rodney? Did you say Rodney?
TMTommy Mackay
Yeah that's right, Rodney Trotter, that's you, annit?
No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah I'm... I'm Rodney Trotter, yeah!
TTommy
Good, okay, Leroy, give him some air!
(to Tommy and Leroy after his camel coat lands in a puddle before the fight) Now look what you made do! That was a brand new coat!!
[Del and Rodney are sitting on a bench next to their mother's grave.]
It's quiet here.
(not really listening to what Del is saying) Yeah...
Peaceful.
Yeah.
You're decorating the kitchen of a Chinese take away tomorrow.
Yeah...
The sun is shining and the birds are singing.
(realises what Del has said) What was that?
The sun is shinging and the birds are singing?
No, before that.
Everything's quiet and peaceful?
No Del, in between everything being quiet and peaceful and the sun shining and the birds signing, you said something about a Chinese take away?
I had a telephone call from a man, he did not give me his name but he tells me, "Get your kitchen painted or you'll be in big trouble, John."
Oh. (penny drops) John?
Yeah, John. You know the expression "John". Cockney expression, bruv.
Have you decided what colour the walls will be?
Oh yes of course you don't think I'd leave something that important to the last minute, do you? (to Rodney) Get that lid off!.
(struggling to open a tin of paint) I'm trying.
I thought... and you can shoot me down in flames if you like Mr. Chin, but what I thought the colour these walls should be... (to Rodney) Have you got the lid off yet?!?
Blue.
What?
I like blue.
Oh blue. Je suis frontiers. That is exactly what I thought. I thought why don't we paint these walls a nice subtle shade of blue.
What shade of blue?
Yellow.
And then I changed my mind. I thought not blue. I thought we should paint them gold.
That's yellow.
This is gold, Rodney. Are you illiterate or something? You see I remembered the name of your beautiful restaurant. Gold for the Golden Lotus.
[A cat escapes from Mr. Chin's Golden Lotus restaurant.]
Don't let him go! That's not gonna please Mr Chin, ain't it?
Was it his pet?
No, but number 39 is off the menu.
What have you been up to, Del?
Oh, bits and pieces.
Where have you been?
Here and back.
So what have you been doing?
This and that.
As long as I know.
I thought you'd winkle it out of him in the end.
You swore to me it wasn't nicked. Bankrupt stock you said.
British Rail, same thing init?
(Rodney is angry after finding out the paint used for the kitchen was hooky) Tunnels?
What?
No, he said that!
Trigger said the paint was used for painting signs in tunnels, well how can you see a sign in a tunnel, it's pitch black innit?
Nah it's alright, this is luminous.
See Grandad, it's luminous, which means you can see in the... Luminous?!
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