RMr. Rahn
If I got into my car at 9:00 in the morning, it'd take me up to 2 in the afternoon to drive around my land.
We had a car like that once.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Del and Rodney reveal to the waiter in "Rahn's" restaurant that they paid £2000 for the statue]
WWaiter
£2000? Why, you can get them for £17 in Portobello Road! It's amazing how much you can save if you shop around
[Del and Rodney have found out that Vimmal has left London with Mr. Rahn.]
No sign of Vimmal?
No, he packed his bags and had it away on his toes five minutes after we left! As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night's Dream: "We've been done up like a couple of kippers."
Get us a packet of pork scratchings, will you?
Pork scratchings! Sounds like a pig with fleas!
PPauline
You never married yourself, Del?
No, no no, I never fancied myself!
[Rodney is not impressed by Pauline.]
You don't have romantic feelings, you. You just have animal urges. Sometimes I think you've learned the art of seduction by watching Wildlife on One.
Look at that Rodney, she's only had two husbands die on her.
Yeah? One more and she keeps the match ball, don't she?
PPauline
It used to be your mother's room, Rodney, but it's mine now and I don't want to see you in there. Is that understood?
Jawohl, mein Obergruppenführer! (gives a Nazi salute)
(On the phone) 'Ere, there's someone on the phone. It's Tim.
Tim who?
Tim the Talking Clock. (Rodney takes the phone as Del double checks the note)
Hold a cow! She only phoned the talking clock before she left! And this i-- (turns the note over) Gordon Bennett, this is dated four days ago!
I don't want to worry you, Del, but this Tim's got a funny accent.
(takes the phone and listens. A look of horror crosses his face) She only phoned the talking clock in America!
(taking the phone) You mean we're connected to America? (listens) It's amazing, innit? Hello!!
DRDel & Rodney
HANG IT UP!!
My only worry is, is a 59-seater bus gonna be big enough?
A tandem would be too big!
This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
You said that this time last year!
As dear old Mum used to say, "It's better to know you've lost than not to know you've won." Dear old Mum... she used to say some bloody stupid things.
I'm not a ruthless mercenary. Who is it that goes around the estate every Christmas time, making sure all the old people have got enough to eat and drink?
Yeah, and who was it, during the Brixton riot, that drove down in the van, selling paving stones to the rioters? I mean, what did you think they were going to do with them, eh? All run off home and start building patios?
Mine is not to reason why, mine is to sell and buy.
[Del and Rodney are in the flat, discussing the British response to a World War III.]
And what have we got in this country to combat the might of the Soviet Union? Three Jump Jets and a strongly worded letter to the Russian ambassador.
I'd never wear a British uniform on principle.
What principle?
Well, on the principle that the Russians might shoot at it.
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