“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Too bad. So sad. You couldn't save ol' Mattyboy. Tasty, tasty Mattyboy.

You wouldn't be doing any of this if you really remembered everything. What it's like to look it right in the eye. Feel its breath on your neck. You would pack up this entire operation and run.

My dad used to say, "In life, people are either anchors or lifeboats. They drag you under or they keep you afloat."

Marge Truman

I think there's something wrong with this Coke.

[after giving her a rum and Coke] Well, nah, you got a... Air Force Coke!

Rich Santos

It tastes kinda funny.

That's the taste of freedom, son.

Rich Santos

Freedom tastes weird.

Rich Santos

Saliva actually has antiseptic properties.

Marge Truman

I don't think that's true.

Rich Santos

Who knows? Science is constantly changing.

Dick Hallorann

This thing I got, when I was little, let me see things.

Okay. What kind of things?

Dick Hallorann

Dead ones.

Marge Truman

Um, quick question. What if she says no?

Will Hanlon

Say a prayer she doesn't.

Rich Santos

I don't know, man. Last time I said a prayer, my dead tío almost killed us.

Will Hanlon

Okay, well, um... no prayers then.

My father is dead.

Oh, you know what they say about Derry, dear. No one who dies here ever really dies.

[eating someone] What's the matter? Do I have face on my face?

Marge Truman

Let me out!

Rich Santos

Remember what you said? About knights? Knights. Who sleep with something by the bed?

Marge Truman

Ye---Yeah.

Rich Santos

[sacrificing himself, dying] Well, we don't just pee in pots. We also protect fair maidens. Remember the day, that day all the guinea pigs got loose in the hallway 'cause Robbie Mueller, he broke into the science lab? That was my first week of school, and everyone went out to see it. You came out of class with a yellow sweater and a gray skirt with a string tied to your finger.

Marge Truman

You remember that?

Rich Santos

You were so pretty. I remember wondering, "¿Quién es esa?" And you saw me staring and you said, "Take a picture, it'll last longer." You didn't say it mean or anything. I didn't even know what it meant. Later when I figured it out, I remember thinking what I should have said back. "I wish I could."

General Francis Shaw

How are you holding up, Airman?

Dick Hallorann

The fuck it look like?

This town is the monster!

General Francis Shaw

Americans are at each other's throats, and it's only getting worse. Anti Nuke crazies, the women's movement, race riots. This country is slowly fracturing into a thousand jagged, ill-fitting pieces. I am only trying to prevent another civil war. Americans have stopped hearing one another. They only want to fight over who gets which piece of the damn pie while the rest of the world eats us alive. And the one thing that makes people really listen is fear.

General Francis Shaw

You may not realize it yet, Major, but the actions you've taken today may very well save this country. You wanted to be a hero. You did it, son.

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