[through a bullhorn] To the vile miscreant who murdered those innocent Havenites, you have nowhere to run!
There goes the element of surprise.
We will root you out like the vermin you are! Two forces, united in one purpose-!
[A bullet knocks the bullhorn out of his henchman's hand. Everyone scrambles for cover.]
Elevated position, back to the sun...
Looks like we found our guy, huh?
We're sitting ducks out here.
And one penguin. Hey, Oswald, why don't you crawl out there, grab that bullhorn and tell him to come down quietly?
[Oswald scoffs sarcastically.]
I did not make that building go boom, Jim.
[interjecting] Oh, please! You gave up any shred of honor long ago! Why should we believe a snake like you?
Because I would never take credit for someone else's work.
Oh, no, you would just betray anyone and everyone for the right price!
Is this about Sofia Falcone? Because you should really move past that. It's not healthy.
OK, recruits, let's do like my daddy did before my sixth birthday and move out!
You guys got any canned peaches? Man, I'd give an arm and a leg for some of those right now. Not mine. Somebody else's.
G Gretel
It's only fair you die slow and painful, to pay for JoJo!
G Gretel
JoJo was in Haven when you blew it up. [shows him a picture of a dog]
[laughs] This is a joke, right? 300 people died in Haven!
G Gretel
[scoffs] We don't care about people! [tearing up] Look at how happy JoJo was. He always had a smile on his face.
You anthropomorphizing nincompoop! Dogs can't smile!
Hello, Oswald. We have a great deal to talk about. But first: did you name your dog after me?
Selina, I know you, and this isn't you.
Yes, maybe better than you know yourself.
Let me tell you something. That night when your parents were murdered, I was in that alley on the fire escape. And I watched that guy shoot your father, and shoot your mother... and through it all, I did nothing . [crying] I didn't call for help, I didn't scream for the guy to stop...
It wasn't your fault. You were just a scared kid.
[abruptly stops crying] No. You were the scared kid. We're not the same, Bruce. I didn't do anything because I wasn't willing to risk my neck for somebody else. Because I didn't care! That's who I was, and that's who I am.
I am gonna cut your face into a jigsaw puzzle and watch you try to put it back together again.
So the government is behind Haven and the supply helicopter. [gestures to Nygma] And they did it with a chip in this one's head.
Is that really the craziest thing you've ever heard, Barbara?
[Fox is operating on Nygma's brain]
OW! Would you be careful?!
If you stop moving, this will go a lot faster.
Well, if you'd be more careful, I wouldn't potato all the longlegs in the hidden spoon!
[Alfred and Barbara exchange confused glances]
I believe the chip is installed against his speech center.
The human brain is not a plaything, Miss Kean.
Please don't habituate the curtain rod!
M Magpie
This is my workshop, where I make my boom-booms. Anything out there, boom-boom, then more boom, and soon, the whole room...
Alexander the Great looked upon his land, and wept, for there was nothing left to conquer. I've done all I can in Gotham - sometimes twice. There's nothing left for me here.
Penguin has been stealing everything that's not nailed down, and now he needs a way of getting it off the island.
Well, that's what he thinks. Barbara, Tabitha was my friend, too. If anything, I wanna gut the twerp... and take his loot.
Except you don't actually have a way out of Gotham.
I'll find one tonight. I'll still need your help moving the stuff. We can get outta here together.
Hmmm... Away from Jim Gordon, rich as Midas, Penguin dead in a ditch. Well, aren't we just two single ladies and a baby, about to kill our sworn enemy. [she raises a pistol, but Selina looks uncomfortable] What?
It's just, you're pregnant...
[uncocks the pistol] Don't even start!
You know, I never figured you for Jeremiah's errand boy.
Oh Captain, no errands do I run. This is simply a way for me to have some fun.
Tell yourself that. Take away your games and your rhymes, and what are you but a second-rater with a really silly hat?
[Ecco whispers in Tetch's ear and giggles]
Beautiful! [to Leslie] Lee Thompkins, you intrigue me so. First you were a doctor, then the Narrows' queen. Tell me, please do, are you running from your past when you become someone new?
[to Bruce] If I can't have you as a brother bonded by love, then we'll just have to be bonded by hatred.
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