What did the department of douchebaggery say?
Same as always. They're not sending any help, they're not letting anyone leave. I had to try.
I swear to God, I'm never paying taxes again.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What did the department of douchebaggery say?
Same as always. They're not sending any help, they're not letting anyone leave. I had to try.
I swear to God, I'm never paying taxes again.
Get what we came for. Kill whoever stands in your way. Show these fools the face of fear!
Doc says, the surgery's a success; my spine's not gonna turn to jelly. [sarcastically] I'm still never gonna be able to walk again, so... that's a bummer.
... There's limited resources here, but there's hope once we're on the mainland.
[Sarcastically] Gee... for a second there, I was worried.
Selina, I know you're in pain... but the medicine is on it's way.
[scoffs]...You know what's funny? Jeremiah shot me to get to you. After all the things I've done... what did me in was being your friend. [turns away from Bruce] I just wish Jeremiah had killed me.
[Bruce stares at her for a moment, then stands to leave.]
[quietly] Doctors can't help her. [Bruce stares at her] She needs the Witch.
[after killing Tabitha] Can we move past this? Say the whole "Butch-Tabitha" chapter is over?
I am gonna feed your guts to the rats, you beaky-nosed freak!
So... no.
I know you're all asking, "Why are we still here when our own government wont help us?" Simple. We're supposed to giving these people hope. Hope that if they're in danger, someone will come. We will come. Suit up!
Planning revenge?
Well, someone has to do something about that freak!
He has an army. It would be suicide.
Look around, Jim. We're all slowly dying. Just, some of us get to choose how.
Give us the kids you're holding captive and we'll leave.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are the cattle prods for?
Fun.
Why would anyone be a cop in a world like this?
Well, the Halloween shop was all out of gas masks, so it was either this or "sexy nurse".
You know, I wasn't lying when I said this park is changing. I'm feeding the Earth with these wretched creatures. It consumes them, and then it flourishes. I think I shall plant your body in the ground, Bruce. What will grow from you, I wonder?
Those men you killed were right. You are a witch. A murderous, callous witch.
Are you trying to bait me, boy?
I wouldn't waste my breath. I can see there's no good left in you. If you were trying to make this park flourish, it would be full of beauty and color. Instead, it smells of death.
It's a work in progress.
Wow. Your last bullet just for me, huh? Must be love. Not all square yet though. You're gonna help me do what we all know needs doing.
Oh, yeah? What's that?
Kill Penguin.
The Street Demonz! To what do I owe this honor?
You hit our stronghold and killed our men. And not just us - you hit the Lo Boyz and the Undead, too.
[sarcastically] Did I, now?
You tagged the scene with graffiti that said, "Penguin Was Here".
You dolt! If I wanted to start a gang war, you'd all be dead. I wouldn't leave a few and sign my name. Someone wanted you to attack me.
[pause] That's a good point. We didn't really think this through.
Well, there'll be plenty of time for thinking while my men are ripping out your fingernails! Chain him up!
I want to find Jeremiah just as much as you do, but even if we find him, he's had months to fortify himself. We can't go after him alone.
You scared, Bruce?
Of course I'm scared. Jeremiah shot you to get to me. He almost killed you. I won't lose you.
I'm not yours to lose.
I'm not helping you, Jim. You are the reason I'm in this predicament. You have taken everything from me.
Keep your voice down!
I kept people safe. I protected them from chaos. They should have loved me. Instead, they came here to this pigsty to be covered with fleas and filth. Why? What makes this place so special?
Well, for one thing, it's far away from you.
What's the matter? Don't you wanna meet Jeremiah?
I do. I'm just not willing to play your little psychotic game.
[chuckles] But, baby... It's sooo fun.
[sarcastically] If it's so fun... why don't you play?
Don't you get it? I have. [grins, reveals a bullet wound at the top of her neck] The bullet's still inside... rattlin' around this old noggin of mine. Ping. Ping. Ping. Boy, do I feel it when the nights get cold.
[She holds a gun to her own head and pulls the trigger on empty several times, laughing manically]
You're insane.
No, I was willing to look death in the face. To allow the old me to die. It's the gift Jeremiah's brother Jerome left for him, and the gift he wants for all his followers. Don't you wanna experience this gift for yourself? [points the gun at Selina] I know I want you to... Selina.
[startled] You know me.
There isn't a single part of Bruce Wayne's life we don't know about. His joys, his disappointments, his... desires. But, just like Bruce wasn't ready to embrace his true self... looks like you aren't, either.
May-be. [steps closer] But... one thing Jeremiah did teach me? [hisses] Is that I... hate...having a gun pointed at my face.
[She disarms Ecco and they fight]
[sneers] Oh, Puddin'... aren't you delicious!
[They continue fighting. Ecco retrieves the gun and pulls the trigger until it fires, but Selina catches her arm, then throws her to the ground and grabs the gun.]
Don't... call me Puddin'! [She drags Ecco up and holds the gun to her head.]
[grins] There you go, Selina. I knew you had it in you! All it took was a little kick in the pants!
Do you really think I could have killed all those people?
[pause] I don't know.
I guess I deserved that.
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