[Fin escorts Jeremy in cuffs down the corridor]
JJeremy
I didn't do anything.
Sure you did. You obstructed justice, hindering prosecution, plus you're a lying piece of crap, but we're not gonna charge you with that one.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Spin it any way you want, Counselor. You know Rob Sweeney's guilty.
I've known Rob since he was a freshman. He's a good kid.
He's a rapist.
Nice ink on your arm. How many men in your platoon got heatstroke and broken bones trying to earn that tattoo? You were pushed as far as you could go so you would bond as a unit. That's what a fraternity is all about.
Rob Sweeney doesn't give a damn about "bond".
Whatever this is, let's be careful not to say Muslim men like to burn their wives.
No. If they want to burn people, they fly an airplane full of gasoline into an office building.
Excuse me, but they were extremists.
Sorry. But my next door neighbor's Iranian. At airports, even he's scared when he sees Middle Eastern passports. I mean, let's get real. People know it's wrong, but they think it anyway.
Casey.
Who talked to a reporter about this burned woman?
And it's nice to see you, too.
(during Martin Bosa's interview, Fin shows up with Kema Mabuda)
MMartin
You've come to beat me again. I am not afraid of you.
You should be afraid of her.
MMartin
What can a woman do? Claw my eyes out?
MMabuda
Deport you. Your passport's been revoked.
Meet Nigerian Under Consul Kema Mabuda.
MMartin
I have a few friends home in Nigeria. Perhaps it is time I paid 'em a visit.
MMabuda
Have them visit you, at Kirikiri Prison, while you await your execution.
They use a firing squad there, right?
Yeah. And the warden thinks that's too easy, so he ties you to a pole in boilin' sun, then he has his firing squad start on your ankles and work their way up real slow.
How soon can we get him on a plane?
MMartin
[scared] If I tell you what you want to know...?
MMabuda
[nods] I'll ask for leniency.
MMartin
There's a truck arriving tonight.
You have 2 choices: cooperate, and spend the rest of your life in prison; or don't, and die by lethal injection.
SProfessor Shay
Am I supposed to be intimidated? New York State hasn't executed anyone in 40 years.
You're right. But, given your crime, a jury will be willing to break tradition. So, go ahead, gamble. It's your life.
What's your name?
SSuspect
Screw you!
Screw You, you're under arrest for attempted rape until we nail you for the other 11.
SSuspect
Prove it.
[to a witness] Does he look familiar to you?
WWitness
[looks at the suspect] That's him. That's the bastard who tried to rape me!
See, Screw You? Wasn't that easy?
Aidan, your father was also Shannon's father.
AAidan
Shannon's not my sister.
Our DNA tests prove she is.
AAidan
How can you know this?
Because Shannon was pregnant, and we tested the fetus's genes.
AAidan
The fetus? Oh, God.
Aidan, listen to me. This is not your fault. None of this is your fault.
AAidan
No. No. She was my sister?! [sobs] I had sex with my sister?! [retches]
Bringing up Adam with paranoid fears isn't against the law. I mean, you can raise your kid to be a racist so long as it doesn't cause harm.
Well, there's your difference, right there. This is like vehicular homicide: Adam is the car, Marilyn's behind that wheel. Her paranoia drove his actions.
MMarilyn
[to the jury] You're trying to take my children away from me. I know how you people are: Police, district attorneys, DYFS, you destroy families! Be careful. If you don't live your lives by their rules, they'll come after your kids, too.
[of the defendants] They're monsters. They're mean, vicious little girls who think that they can do whatever they want, and up until now they've gotten away with it. But not anymore.
I love these little cliques. They're like the Mafia. Nobody knows nothing.
What about that autistic kid in Milwaukee last year? Parishioners held him down. They were laying on top of him to cure him.
That could explain the ring mark. (she walks around behind Cragen and wraps her arms around him to demonstrate) Someone holds Jamie, he struggles, they hold him tighter.
[breathless) Until he can't breathe. Thank you, I enjoyed that.
PPlummer
I saved thousands of children and I'll only be remembered for losing one.
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