[after Ray's conviction]
Ray, I'm sorry.
RRay
I'm not.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[about Dr. Lang's practice] Sounds like the lunatic fringe of medicine.
It makes you feel good. What's wrong with that?
That's the same excuse people use to get high. The doc's nothing more than a dealer with a license.
What he's doing is perfectly legal.
Don't tell me you're thinking about taking his stuff.
I've considered it. Why shouldn't I add some lean muscle to what you so lovingly call my bony ass?
Dr. Lang, you are out of order!
LDr. Lang
This entire trial is out of order! Don't you understand, I'm trying to save you! I'm trying to save the human race.
Sit down, or I will have you removed.
LDr. Lang
The cat's out of the bag, folks!
Bailiffs, remove the defendant.
LDr. Lang
[as he's escorted out] Science and the future wait for no one. If not me, someone will clone a human being. You wait and see!
One of the perps was a 6-foot tall white man. Makes you a viable suspect.
SSeth
This is bull!
No, that's racial profiling. Sucks, don’t it?
You’re good. You got your own mother to alibi you, and, to tell you the truth, we believed her.
She’s a bigger sociopath than you.
MMitch
Everyone assumes she did something awful to me, but she didn’t.
You’re a liar.
MMitch
She never abused me once.
You’re a liar.
MMitch
Not physically, not psychologically...
You’re a liar! That woman did something terrible to you, boy.
MMitch
I wish. Poor old thing. She got hate mail, death threats. People spit on her in the street. But she stuck it out there, just to see me. Now that’s love.
No, that’s denial. You think that your mother can't be broken? You think you're in total control of her? You just watch me!
MMitch
Bring it on, bitch!
If she dies because you're holding out on us, I will personally stick that needle in your arm myself, you little prick.
Benson [to a suspect covering for her lover]: "Stand By Your Man" sounds much better when Tammy Wynette sings it.
I've got a psychic who says she can channel Annika for the right price.
Let me guess. She's in a cold, dark place near a body of water.
It's a fact that Aptril causes anxiety and insomnia.
AAlex
I suffer from anxiety and insomnia. I don't go around and shoot people.
AAlex
I need your advice.
Lie down on the couch.
AAlex
Not that sort of advice.
JJavier
I didn't want to let her in.
Why did you?
JJavier
She sounded desperate. [pause] Okay, she gave me 40 bucks.
Lady, I've got 4 kids. If I ever talked to one of them like that, I'd arrest myself.
Dr. Greta Heints My God! If I'd have known that I never would have taken him down that path.
Okay, you live like a monk, how come somebody wouldn't have any pictures or nick-nacs around?
Some of us appreciate simplicity, others of us lost the nick-nacs in the divorce settlement.
Look, we had a good run. Conviction rates are up. We had to get screwed sometime.
Cesar Velez can probably do more damage to Zapata now than the justice system ever could.
AAlex
It just-- It never seems like enough, you know. The Feds'll get Zapata for killing Donovan. But what about Livia Sandoval? She dies without any justice, and we're supposed to be happy about it? We tell ourselves that we speak for the victims, but we don't. We can close cases. But the victims, even if they survive, their lives are ruined. I just get so sick of it.
Alex, we can't always win.
AAlex
But that's just it. Even when we win, we don't.
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