"Danger" is my middle name.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'm a little worried because it worked too well, so now we'll go full scale, and it'll blow up.
I now pronounce this "Hyneman Mountain."
We're going to jump the hump.
[After an European Rapier Sword is cut by a Japanese Sword.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
I hope D'Artagnan ducked, because his sword was sliced.
(pretending to be a pirate) It's time for some pillagin', it's time for some robbin', it's time to blow some stuff up.
That's one of the most... wrongity-wrong things we've ever done.
The Blowhard 3000—the next evolution in pirate technology!
I just don't want any leaks. I don't like leaks.
[A large tumbleweed comes up to Adam as he's sanding down the cannonball.]
That's not a pirate thing! That's a tumbleweed! On ya go...
(pretending to be a pirate) What do ya mean we got no more cannonballs?!
(pretending to be a pirate) Let's pillage
I don't know if that's legal in California.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Kari's off to see an optima-... an optha-... an eye doctor.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Kari's got the science behind the myth covered... and if she can just find her way to the door, we'll be on our way.
[Kari fumbles briefly with the door before turning to the ophthalmologist in exasperation.]
I can't see anything still.
(pretending to be a pirate) Booty goes inside it!
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