[in a London accent] It's a lovely sculpture. It's all about man's inhumanity to man... in a pipe and rope sort of way.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
If we appear on Letterman or Leno and we bring our famous chicken cannon and shoot it off, I want someone to get on their knees and just blow me.
Peter Rees (executive producer): [to Jamie] Why don't you ever pretend to be like Adam?
What? You mean stupid?
PRPeter Rees
Adam... is a disaster area.
Tory tends to clean up, Jamie is neurotic about cleaning up, and Adam is the Tasmanian Devil of filth.
[In strange accent] Do not try what you are about to see at home. We are what you call 'experts'.
[Silence]
[In normal voice] And what am I supposed to say?
[Attempting to imitate Jamie's voice, while moving Jamie's jaw by hand] That is right, we do this for a living.
[Kari is dancing and clowning around.]
Not a lot going on upstairs; but God, she's cute!
[In erudite British accent] Here we see the Hyneman in his natural habitat. The Hyneman prefers to live in an extremely clean environment, removing all detritus from its surroundings... at every opportunity.
[Kari is being painted silver for a myth; Adam pops in to take a look.]
I didn't know we got slave girls.
We've got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna, and it's just another day here at MythBusters.
If I see a shark coming up with a beret, I'm gonna be mad at you.
Now that he's not so scared, it's a little less evil.
I think we need to have one of us get into the chainmail. Not me.
Not me.
Clearly Jamie.
I understanding these things [SCUBA tanks] have about a million—or actually, it's 1.3 million—pounds of explosive force. I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds like a lot.
[After being loaned some of the original floating barrel props used in the movie Jaws.]
The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them.
Has he watched the show?
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