AArthur
[during the interrogation] I was alive again for the first time in years. Greta was going to take it away. I had to stop her.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
CClaudia
You cannot interrogate the prisoner about the federal case against her or anything related to it.
What if her criminal affiliations directly relate to the attack?
CClaudia
Well if Miss Curry's business associates were involved, she'd be in the morgue.
USU.S. Marshal #2
How much do you make a year?
It depends on overtime, but why don't we say $68,940.
USU.S. Marshal #2
Must be hard to make ends meet with a family of 6.
I'm a cop.
USU.S. Marshal #2
And the NYPD has a history of being squeaky clean.
I want my phone call.
USU.S. Marshal #2
We can hold you for up to 72 hours without giving you one. Fallout from 9/11. Who else did you talk to?
I'm done talking. Charge me or let me go.
USU.S. Marshal #2
Have a seat.
You know we had nothing to do with the hit. I'm not confessing, so why don't you just let me go? You think I don't use these tactics myself?
USU.S. Marshal #2
I can make you sit down, Detective Stabler. Up to you.
Jansen's genitals weren't exactly cut off. They were surgically excised ... Removed with a scalpel by someone who knows anatomy, and pre-mortem. [points to Stabler's neck] An amateur would have cut his throat straight across. Jansen's killer made precise cuts on the carotid artery here, and here, after... [starts to point to Stabler's groin]
You don't need to demonstrate that part.
TTony
So, what's this conspiracy that you're charging me with?
Facilitating the rape of children in foreign countries.
TTony
There's no state law against that.
Federal law. We turn our tape over to the U.S. Attorney, you're toast.
TTony
Federal statutes require proof of a sex act. That means they need a victim. Where they gonna find one?
No wonder this guy doesn't need a lawyer. He's got the law memorized with all his other NAMBLA buddies.
TTony
NAMBLA? I'm not one of those freaks.
How many boys they pass around to you?
TTony
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[Stabler throws Tony against the wall and roughs him up a little]
You think I am some dumb cop?
TTony
I had nothin' to...
[Stabler cuts him off with a jab to the gut]
Elliot!
Think you're smarter than me?!
TTony
I need a doctor!
You're gonna need a morgue, pal! You are nothing but a lowlife pimp who sells children. You sent Bret Jansen on a sex tour. Him and a friend made a video doin' a 10-year-old boy.
TTony
Friend? I don't know about any friend.
Yeah, right, just like you didn't know your customers have been smuggling back little sex toys of their own.
TTony
Listen, Jansen and Lynch did that on their own. I had nothin' to do with it!
You got nothin' to do with anything, do you? How 'bout sex tours? Do you know anything about them? Huh? Do you book sex tours?!
TTony
Yes! Yes!
How many do you book?
TTony
Couple dozen. Over the years.
Yeah? Just a couple dozen?
TTony
I swear, I'm not one of them! I was just in it for the money!
Which the Feds are gonna take away from you while you're sittin' on death row for slicin' up Bret Jansen.
TTony
What?! I had nothin' to do with that!
That's funny, because somebody did to him exactly what he joked about doin' to you.
TTony
That rat bastard.
Gotta be more specific. There's a lot of 'em running around in this case.
TTony
Lynch! I told him about Jansen's joke that he was gonna cut my balls off. He's using it to set me up!
Why would he wanna kill Jansen?
TTony
Because Lynch handpicked José for Jansen. Then Jansen called Lynch, said he wanted his money back when José and Ernesto escaped.
When's the last time you spoke to Lynch?
TTony
Before Jansen was killed. Lynch called, said he wanted to know why the video of his trip hadn't arrived yet. I told him it was on its way. [pants] Make me a deal. Make me a deal, and I will give you Lynch on a silver platter.
You're under arrest for the murder of Jansen and for sexually abusing your son.
WWalt
No! No. I didn't force Shawn. He seduced me. How could I deny him? I never beat him like Jansen beat his boys! It's not the same thing!
No. It's worse. You had sex with your stepson, and you don't think there's anything wrong with that? What kinda sick bastard are you?
[after seeing Munch and Fin arguing]
Lover's quarrel?
It's gonna be a domestic disturbance if Munch don't get outta my face.
TTerry
Girls are lucky. They can play with dolls. Boys aren't supposed to.
I had dolls.
TTerry
You did? What kind?
You know, G.I. Joe, Batman.
TTerry
Those are action figures.
RRonnie
What's your problem?
Your daughter's dead, and there's not one cell in your junkie body that gives a damn!
She's been in a coma. I don't understand why you called us.
SDr. Sedaly
Because of the pneumonia, I ordered a chest x-ray, and the lab automatically ran its standard tests. Hers turned up positive.
For what?
SDr. Sedaly
A baby. She's 6 weeks pregnant.
Counselor, question. Umm, what would it take to blanket-DNA an entire facility?
AAlex
A constitutional amendment.
[sees Dr. Warner enter the restaurant where he and Benson are eating lunch] An ME out of the lab? It must be big.
I got the report back from the contents of the vomit.
Am I gonna wanna stop eating for this?
Roast beef, mozzarella cheese, corn, and raisins. Luckily, it had only been in the stomach a few hours, so it was only partially digested.
All right, I'm done. [pushes her salad away]
BBernardo
These are scientific studies proving that an adolescent's brain is significantly different than an adult, that in fact our brains aren't fully formed until we are in our early twenties
And I can present scientific studies which prove my cat is trying to kill me in my sleep.
[about 2 other children] Can you tell me who they are?
SSally
That's Philip, and that's Antoine.
Who's their mom?
SSally
Mom is.
Okay. Who's their real mom?
SSally
My mom is, stupid! They're my brothers.
You used your own daughter.
AAngie
No. Those men did. Randall and Eno.
They swear that they didn't!
AAngie
But they're lying!
Either you let them rape your daughter, or your husband took their semen out of you and did it himself.
AAngie
That's disgusting.
YOU'RE DISGUSTING!! YOU ARE! Your own child!
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