Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
The People have requested remand.
Well, you're not gonna get it. 300,000.
Objection!
Overruled.
Your honor, I must object. Since you've rebuked me from manipulating the law to my own advantage, your ruling seems hypocritical.
That's enough. One more word out of you, and you'll be enjoying my hospitality.
Ma'am, I urge you to reconsider, or you will force me to file a grievance.
You're in contempt. Bailiff!
[the ADA leaves the courtroom]
You have no idea what it's like to have a mother who doesn't give a damn about you.
[reads newspaper] Violin's gonna start in any minute.
[to Fin] I could hug you, but I can tell you don't like to be touched.
Cause of death was between two and four hours ago... pre-release.
Is that significant?
No, that's just cold.
Do you really think the first woman the state executes should be a single mother, prostitute, rape victim...
Serial killer.
I'm not confident with calling the suspect a serial killer.
How many guys she gotta whack until you're confident?
Sit down in the chair, Maggie.
Where's Elliot?
Just us girls now. Sit! That act of yours was a whole lotta fun to watch. But you should know that it's not gonna work with me.
What act?
Pretend to be a victim, you can pretend to be a whore, you can pretend to be whatever it is you wanna be. It's a joke. Maggie, you're done.
Where's my son?
Oh... see, that's not gonna work either.
I do not believe that you are talking to me this way. I was raped more times than I can remember!
Right, and your mom died, and your dad beat ya. [slides a paper towards Maggie] Your mom's alive. No dad on the birth certificate. You never knew him, did you? Was your mom a pro, too?
Where's my son? I need to see him.
Your son? You're never gonna see that kid again. You murdered 7 men for a hotel room and a manicure.
They raped me!
You want the whole world to think that you're a victim? Well, Maggie, you're getting your wish. Because the state's gonna kill you.
[Benson and Stabler find Lawrence and Gloria arguing over custody of Chloe]
[about Gloria] She raped my son. God knows what she did to my daughter.
Our daughter!
You don't deserve to be a mother! You're disgusting!
Yeah, make up some more stories. Everyone knows it so you can get out of child support when I divorce you!
I'm gonna kill you if you touch my children again!
[holds him back] Mr. FULLER! I don't wanna hear another threat like that. Now, am I clear?
[to Kyle] You have the right to an attorney. You want my advice? Don't take one that's on your mother's payroll.
During the course of their investigation, SVU detectives discovered the defendant left his jurisdiction, violating the conditions of his bail agreement.
This was obviously not an attempt to skip bail, your honor, as evidenced by the fact that my client was on his way back to New York before the detectives knew he was gone.
The sole purpose of this trip was to travel to the state of Virginia, which allows non-residents to obtain marriage licenses without waiting periods or blood tests.
[surprised] He skipped town to get married?
Virginia also allows a person under the age of 18 to marry with the permission of a legal guardian, despite the fact that the defendant was, in fact, marrying his legal guardian, his stepmother, Gloria Stanfield, currently under investigation for child abuse and murder.
None of this is relevant to the matter of bail, your honor.
But it is relevant to the defendant's trial. This marriage is an attempt to abuse spousal privilege and circumvent the very investigation which may land the defendant in jail.
[about Kyle and Gloria's marriage] Whether or not the defendant intended to avoid prosecution, he violated his bail agreement. Bail is revoked. The defendant is remanded. [to Kyle] Congratulations on your nuptials, young man. [bangs gavel]
[to Kyle as she's arrested for the murder] You have no idea what you're doing.
No. I know exactly what I'm doing, Mom.
[after observing the victim who has Alzheimer's] Sad. When this steel trap starts to rust, call Kevorkian.
Consider that done.
I never want to grow old.
In our line of work, be careful what you wish for.
[to Munch] I told you you should've left that mutt in the car.
You know how many dogs die in locked cars every year?
You know how many cops shoot their partner and get off on a justifiable?
There's a fine line between the right to privacy and prevention.
People have a right to know if they've been exposed to HIV.
Yeah, I just get a little nervous when the government starts drawing up lists.
Please don't get him started. He goes off on black helicopters and we'll be here all night.
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