[about spacesuit he's wearing] By the way, I should point out, this is not a real spacesuit. It's just my 'wear-around-town' spacesuit.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's a thing to wear a rig like this. It takes a lot of stamina. It's also making me quite sore in some very private places.
[about conspiracy theorists] What do you think?
ASApollo Specialist
I think they're crazy.
[after busting a moon landing myth] In your face, conspiracy theorists!
[Jamie and Adam are floating in NASA's special zero-gravity plane]
That's a hundred-percent wacky right there!!
Non-dairy creamer cannon in three, two, one...
The cannon exploded, one of the biggest explosions on the show.
Oh my God. That was frightening.
Terrifying.
Did you get that on high-speed?
RLRob Lee
Yeah, we did remember to push the R button, on the off-chance that this might be one of the biggest fireballs ever.
This was frightening. But seriously, there was a moment where we were like "Oh crap, this was a bad idea."
All I heard in my head was run, and I started up the hill as fast as I could go. And I'm still on my adrenaline buzz right now.
[While interleaving two phone books together...]
Does this remind you of when you used to count money for the mob?
I was a hitman; I wasn't a money counter.
[Two military tanks are attached to two phonebooks, in order to pull them apart]
I just wanted to make a phone call. That's all I wanted to do!
[After Adam destroys the course while driving blindfolded]
DIDriving instructor
That was great!
Was it?
DIDriving instructor
You nailed that! Every single one of them!
[Adam laughs hysterically]
[While drunk.]
What is red and smells like blue paint?
I don't know. What?
Red paint.
[Jamie slaps Adam in the face.]
AH! Holy crap! Holy bleeping bleepity bleep!
Can I do that again? That was fun.
No, that made my head ring!
HWAAAACHAAAAAAAA!!!
RLRob Lee
It's Crouching Savage, Hidden Hyneman.
Well, we've got our bamboo. It's time to go back to the shop and torture some dummies.
We're gonna blow the CRAP out of that toilet! Get it?
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