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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[Adam is working on picking the lock on his and Jamie's cell door]

Well, he's got the filaments, and he has lockpick experience.

Can we just pump in the nerve gas now?

Jamie: When in doubt, C4.

RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

But it seems that either the sun or the jet lag has got to Tory.

We are going to start at the giant iguana. And if that doesn't happen, we will go north until we see the two humongous parrots. Hopefully they won't eat us. And let's not forget the floating dolphin head! Everyone wants to see it! I know I do!

I just want to say to whatever fans posted this on the fan-site, I hate you. I hate you! I HATE YOU!

Can I remind you that I'm in the exact same conditions as they are, except I have to watch them be bored?

I'm pulling a trick on Jamie and Adam, with the help of... Mr. Abominable Snowman!

[Kari is sending a fake yeti to bug Adam and Jamie.]

(unenthusiastic) Oh great, we got a yeti outside.

Haha! Adam's hiding in the toilet! (sticks out tongue at the screen displaying Adam's sheer bravery)

Do ya think I'm excited? You better believe I'm excited. We just built a rubber moose and now we're gonna crash cars into it. It doesn't get better than this.

[about marshmallow spaceman in vacuum chamber] That's what happens to you in space if you don't have a spacesuit.

Oh, he's like a raisin!

[Kari has a pair of astronaut's gloves draped over her shoulders.]

It's a portable hug!

[Kari puts on a moon boot]

You know how to moonwalk?

[Kari shuffles awkwardly backwards]

Okay, so the answer's 'no.'

Now all we need to do is go to the moon and try this for real. [Pause] I'm just kidding, we don't have the budget.

[about vacuum chambers] And you're actually gonna let us use it?

VGVacuum Glove Technician

Yeah, I think I will, it's just, uh, be careful.

He's obviously never seen the show before.

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