Roger that! We have flatus contained. (imitates klaxon) AWOO-GAH! AWOO-GAH!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Ballistics gel—I love it!
[A kite, whose tail has a rock tied to it, swoops toward Tory, barely missing his head.]
It's the death kite—the kite of punishment.
[The kite swings the rock and smacks Tory in the groin.]
[laughing] That made it all worthwhile!
Well, we killed a dead President.
He (Ben Franklin) was never President.
[Grant and Kari walk away, stifling giggles.]
Wasn't he? Damn it.
I've heard that in every schoolroom I've ever been in...'cause I've been in a lot.
It sounds really, really dangerous.
It could be very dangerous.
Or it could be a lot of fun.
Stability appears to be an issue.
RLRob Lee
You don't say. Grant's kite is doing more spins than a washing machine.
Look at this. It's a cathedral... of failure.
[Adam is stuck upside down in a net, suspended six feet in the air by a gigantic helium-filled raft.]
This wins as the strangest position I've ever been in...on this show.
[looking directly at the camera] Don't you love how he qualifies it with "on this show"?
[after inhaling helium] Once, in every generation, a myth comes along that does not thrill us.
I'm fine. I'm upside-down, in a net, under the biggest helium balloon thing you've ever seen, but I'm fine.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
The MythBusters feel the need. The need... to be very, very still.
I'm searching across the desert for a pencil-sized hole!
[Adam holds a plastic-wrapped pig's head over his face like a mask]
Jamie, please don't shoot bullets at my head.
He's only got one ear.
We don't need ears to test the lethality of falling bullets.
With all the safety precautions we are taking, check this, check that, you have to stand back and say: Damn! I'm lightin' salamis, man! I'm making a rocket out of meat!
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