[giggling] I got him right in his left nostril! Oh dude! that is so going right in his nose!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Commenting on the LED display of a clothes dryer.] It's done with a capital "E".
[As part of an experiment, Tory is spraying bees with vodka.]
Oh, it's terrible! They're drunk!
[Tory is trying to revive some of the bees sprayed with vodka.]
Wow, Tory, you're like some kind of bee whisperer!
[Tory and Grant are talking over if the bees are really dead or not.]
Why don't you do some Bee CPR? BPR!
[Jamie is having trouble starting a chainsaw.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
What? No elaborate setup? No scale tests? No blueprint plans? This could be the quickest Mythbust on record... if Jamie can start the chainsaw.
[The MythBusters and the team from M.I.T. are trying to quickly set up for the test.]
Work faster, slaves let's go! Protect your masters!
What in the hell is that thing?!
It's the disco mirror from hell!
[after Prof. Wallace requests Jamie to move the ship directly in front of the mirror array]
So holding still isn't good enough? We have to move into the line of fire?
WProfessor Wallace
Shut up, you lazy Roman pig, and do as you're told!
[Adam inhales some of the helium used to inflate some footballs]
Okay, these are ready. Don't tell him which ones we have.
[Adam has just inhaled some helium.]
Well, it's weird talking without any oxygen in your system... WOW!
There's still a couple anomalies, out of 10 there were 3. That's good enough for MythBusters.
It amazes me that you still don't realize we're filming a television show.
I'd think we would at least aspire to not be idiots?
And yet we would fail.
[The MythBusters have just inflated a football until it burst. Afterwards, Adam puts it on his head.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
So there's your answer. At 110 PSI you'll lose a football, but gain a hat.
What are you doing?
I put everything on my head.
My dignity and good television—they'll never meet.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
At least not on this show.
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