Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Psst, Lieutenant. How long you got?
How long I got till what?
Till Severide's marriage flames out
Otis, don't be a dick. [starts to walk away]
Ok, if you don't want in on the action.
[stops walking and turns around] All right. Just give me five bucks and six weeks.
The only injury he has is the brain cells he killed with whatever he drank.
I'm guessing you guys heard, Vegas wedding, met at the craps table and thought––
Stripper!
[smacks Capp] Capp! Not cool!
I guess what I’m trying to say is, dark skies don’t always mean rain.
[grins at Casey and Dawson] Mornin', lovebirds.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Oh, so nothing fails like failure, is that what you're saying?
[Severide is showing Brittany around the CFD museum]
And this is where I learned all about firefighting. I learned as much about protecting people from Shay as I did from any instructor at the academy.
Yeah?
Yeah. That's her badge. Shay was intense. She'd do anything to protect the people she loved.
I wish I had known her.
Mouch, you have got to cancel. Trudy is not the type of woman who can be trifled with.
I know. You're right.
Wait, hold on a sec. Mouch is a grown man. Trudy's got no right to tell him who he can and cannot break bread with.
There's a certain amount of logic to that.
[to Mouch] I told you not to get Chief involved. You don't need to add this to your plate of concerns, just forget the whole thing happened––
Mouch, I outrank him. When I say that you have to cancel, you have to cancel, and that is an order.
When you're right, you're right.
You know what? The two of you, get out of my office.
Guy must have lost his mind, running in like that.
Ah, that's marriage, brother. I'd do anything for Cindy, no matter what might happen to me.
You ready to be a dad?
Nope, not at all.
You tell your father yet?
Yeah. He cried so hard, I nearly sent the Orlando fire department over to check on him.
[passes a boot around to collect donations] Don't be crying poor on me, Capp. I know what your side job pulls in, come on.
You don't even know what my side job is.
Sure I do. You're a–– [Capp grins at him] Come on, just throw a 20 in.
[introduces his grandmother] This is my grandma!
This is your grandma?
Yes, man. She's staying with us. I texted you this.
You did not text me this.
A month ago. I texted you.
A month requires an email. [groans] Does she even speak English?
Not a word.
[grumbles to himself] I can't believe it.
[explains to Cruz why his grandmother is moving in] Joe, you know what? When I wanted to be a firefighter, my parents flipped out. They wanted me to become a doctor like Vlad and Dimitri. Now, my grandmother calls me from Russia and she says to me, "Your mother moved to America to follow her dreams. Now you follow yours." I'm here because of my grandma, so if I have to share a room with her, I will.
I don't even understand where Baba's sleeping.
I have bunk beds.
You put the babushka on a bunk?
She grew up sleeping in a barn. And it's not like I make her sleep on the top bunk most nights.
Look, I'll admit that Baba has her certain charms, but you gotta take her out to dinner or something tomorrow night, all right? [looks at Otis sternly] Sylvie's coming at 9:00 p.m., and you will not ruin this for me.
I'm telling you, it's zero problem, man. Baba goes to sleep at 8:00 p.m. You won't even know she's there.
I've pulled a bunch of photos of arsonists we've suspected over the years but haven't been able to prosecute. Do you mind if I borrow Kelly for an hour?
What for?
[shrugs] Intimidation.
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