[During a debriefing session]
I was wondering what the proper protocol would be for designing a new crest for the truck. It's just, sir, engine's got a camel, which I get. And squad has got a badass three-headed dog, which I get. And we have a goat, sir.
Named after Billy "Goat" Bukanski. First chief of firehouse 51 and a mentor to me.
Just forget I said anything.
Then y'all do good work out there.
[The men disperse and Boden walks away with Casey]
That true about the crest?
[Boden smirks]
Two hours left in the shift and no calls yet. That happen very often?
[Herrmann and Mouch look up at him]
[to Mouch] He did not just say that.
DO Dispatcher on the intercom
Accident, truck 81, squad 3.
[In the truck]
Hey Mills. Pitcher's got a no-hitter going in the eighth inning. Do you go up to him and say, "looks like you got a no-hitter going"?
Don't do it at the damn firehouse either.
Yeah I got it. [Otis turns and glares at him]
Oh! Good afternoon, candidate.
First he blows a no-hitter. Now he's coming in five minutes late. So much for employee of the week.
[...]
You know, you were the candidate up until two weeks ago. Why are you riding him so hard?
[to Shay and Dawson] Good morning.
Uh-oh. We're either in trouble or he wants something.
Is your brother still working in vice?
Could you see if he can swing by here real quick?
Sure. All your hookers get locked up last night?
What we got in the treasury box?
Dick. We spent it all on the elliptical machine so Shay could keep her ass toned.
Oh, Herrmann, please. Everyone benefits from me having a toned ass.
Mills, you're in charge of a fundraiser for a new TV.
[hopefully] Instead of cooking?
In conjunction with cooking.
I believe it's called multitasking.
A Antonio
[about Voight] Your boy's messing with a stick of dynamite.
Okay, um...how about a t-shirt booth in the driveway?
We already sell t-shirts.
Yeah, but I mean, no one can ever find the key to the cabinet, Herrmann never has change in the treasury box. It's a pain in the ass, so we put the shirts out front and display 'em properly.
I don't know how that's gonna generate enough money––
And, we get Nicki to man the booth.
That is called putting it over the goal line, Peter Mills. [fist-bumps Mills]
Why don't you put her in a bikini while you're at it?
Before I respond, are you joking, or are you serious?
About as serious as putting you in a bikini.
N Nicki
Those are just kinda sitting there. I think it's because of the goat emblem. It's not a big seller. Why a goat?
That's what I'm saying. The goats are freakin' killing us, guys!
Leaders lead from the front.
No offense, but I'm taking advice from you right now.
L Leslie
This is a new low.
On behalf of the Paramedics Association of America, I offer my sincerest apologies for the forceful actions I exhibited here today.
[about the graffiti artist Severide is rescuing] This clown is in a museum?!
This is a firehouse, not some of the time, not for some of the calls. Any man who walks through that door, he's got to be ready. If he isn't, he's going to be walking in the other direction.
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