Norway - Masami Iwasaki (Japanese), Alex Organ (English)
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Iceland - Ayumu Asakura (Japanese), Jason Liebrecht (English)
ADAndy Darden
[wears his gas mask sideways] Guys, how do I look?
As usual, like the class clown. [into radio] Yo Severide, how soon can you take Darden off my hand?
[over radio] Andy makes squad the day I'm no longer in charge..
Rumors floating around you're gonna box in the "Drop a Cop". Fight that guy who slept with your first wife.
It was my second wife and she's his problem now, not mine, so no I'm not boxing.
This animosity, it's gotta stop. You're both supposed to be leaders here. Lead by example.
[to Mills] Last to show, first to go, ask the rescue squad.
You truck guys do such a good job getting everything ready for us, why would we want to take that away from you?
Kids, you should know they make the rescue helmets extra big to fit their head size.
There are two types of firefighters: those who are on squad and those who wish they are on squad. [points at Mills] I bet I can get an application from him by the end of the month.
He wants you? You can have him.
Yo Peter Mills. My partner Shay, she's been asking about you, been talking about you all morning.
She's a monster. A dude I know over at 19, he walked with a hitch for a week.
You guys are busting my balls.
Listen to me, kid. I just lost my house to foreclosure because I took a bath in the market. We're now living with my in-laws, which is two bedrooms shy of unpleasant. My wife won't take birth control pills because the pope said if she did God would cry, so I'm not having any sex. So if there's any chance that I could live vicariously through you, it's literally all I got.
All right.
[Mills walks over to Shay]
Hey.
SShay
Hey.
I'm Peter Mills. Uh Pete.
SShay
[chuckles] Uh-huh. Peter Mills. Can you hand me that box right there?
Uh, yeah.
SShay
Thanks.
So the little girl from the bridge accident, she okay?
SShay
You really are new, aren't you? Listen. We get 'em to the doctor best we can, and then we move on. It's the only way to make it here.
Uh, yeah Yeah. So, um I was thinking I mean, I was wondering do you maybe wanna hook up for a beer or dinner or something?
SShay
Peter Mills, are you gay?
Me? No.
SShay
Because I am.
[The rest of the guys are heard laughing behind Mills]
How long were you the Candidate here?
Not long. Four years.
[Vargas, Cruz and Otis run into the kitchen, only to find a small grease fire on the stove]
CCruz
That's it?!
Anything to piss off the engine.
[yelling at Mills] Hey! Candidate! One hand on the beam, Candidate! I don't care if you're carrying a damn cow! Men die when they relax!
Okay, Kelly. He gets it.
Yeah, he better.
[Mills climbs down the ladder]
He’s right. One hand on the beam, no matter what.
Yeah, okay.
What's with the goat?
CCruz
What?
The Truck 81 seal, or symbol..or whatever it's called. It's a goat.
CCruz
It's a fighting goat.
Yeah. [looks at Squad 3's table] They've got Cerberus, the three-headed dog that guards the gates of hell and we got a freakin' goat.
CCruz
[sees Mills behind the kitchen counter] Hey, you know about "fire fans", Peter Mills?
They're chicks who follow firemen like flies to honey.
CCruz
Bees, Otis. "Bees to honey."
Whatever, we're still the honey.
Hey, lieutenant, why do we have a goat on our truck?
Years ago, truck 81's first fire was at a goat farm in Little Italy.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
They used to have a goat at the station so they didn't have to mow the grass.
Huh. I thought that's what candidates are for.
All I'm just saying is, I'm more than happy to design a new seal more reflective of the truck we are. Anything besides a goat!
[to Casey] What's he on about?
He doesn't like our crest.
[to Otis] I love that goat. That goat's all about reversing the curse.
What curse?
The Cubs. A goat owner cursed 'em once, which is why they always suck. Everyone knows that.
So we have a cursed crest?
How the hell should I know? Leave it alone. The goat rocks.
[Herrmann is sitting with Vargas, Mouch, Cruz and Otis when he catches his son Lee Henry misbehaving.]
Lee Henry! I'm not gonna tell you again! Put the stick down before I beat you with it!
GThe guys
Whoa, whoa! Take it easy.
You gotta be fair, but firm.
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