What? He only came here to taunt me?! Bugger off!! I’m not jealous of your shait hair, you snail slurper! Don’t ever show your face around here again, Rapunzel!! Nh… Nh… see…? I look just fine…! Right…?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
BBishop
Cut it!! I said cut your hair!! Cut it off!!!
From the uber metro emotional display… I assume you said goodbye to Holy Rome?
Nothing! I was just talking to myself…
Italy…
You should really take the day off. If you go around like this it’s only going to depress us.
Ah… yes sir…
Yeah… I already heard about it from Lithuania. So… no. Wasting my life in European politics would make me gassy! Oh! I’m thinking about painting my house a wicked hipster pink! It’d make Romania so jealous!
Look, I’m not a dweeb. I know I’ve got to front it A-style when it’s game time!
PPony
Neigh!
Yo ‘sup playa! I got the good deal on 10,000 ponies to add to my arsenal, right? Picture it! They’ll shoot right over our heads!
Ahh!!
Rumor has it that you were mortally wounded; is that true!? I blame Germany!!
No… you must not… I was in the process of creating our new weapon called the panjandrum, when… well, you know how drunk the Scots like to get.
Listen to me… we spent too much of our time fighting… but I want you to know… (heavy breathing)… I don’t hate you… I know it must have seemed that way… (heavy breathing) the truth is, um…
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