I… just wanted to chat! But it’s nothing important or anything; don’t worry about it… Uh… it’s just… you know how you like to boss everybody around? Well they always think I’m you so they take it out on me… I don’t suppose you would reconsider being the asshole of the world, would you?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Ahhhhhh!!!! Gotcha! Just kidding! I was so totally joking with you just then, America…! Wasn’t that funny…?
I said I love how we’ve become best friends! And that’s all! I failed; he’s just so strong and so loud….!
I’m Canadia…
Nom! Nom nom…
Do you like it?
Yes; thank you!
LLiechtenstein’s
From that day forward, he always took good care of me. How come you aren’t eating anything?
Oh, because I had dinner earlier… I ah, hope you’re feeling better?
Nh, yes… I’m fine now.
Hello, Britain! You are looking as ugly and short as ever. Tell me, how long do you plan on being the Plain Jane of the world? Oh honhonhonhon!
You shut your froggy mouth! Besides, the church would never want me to grow my hair out like you because I’m not a big sissy girl!
You are also very stupid; everyone who is anyone wears their hair long! All the ladies love it! The men too! You cannot resist this hair!
Why are you always such a damn wanker?!
Alright you jealous boy, good luck not being such a loser! Adieu! Oh honhonhonhonhonhon!
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