“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Ha! Hehe!

Ah... there you are, Mr. America!

Holy Rome. As soon as you’re ready, we can get the heck out of here, ok?

Sì. It’s the last one.

Those paintings are-a stupid! Why don’t you just leave them here.

Oh ho! Is this the painting of your little girlfriend or boyfriend or gender-neutral-chibi-thing?

It’s-a not like that…!

Hello! I’m Sealand, the world’s smallest nation! I’m a very small country with only four citizens and just over 200 square meters! Those are like yards, which are like feet, only bigger! We also have cleaning supplies and a goat! Sometimes I ride the goat when swabbing the deck. And that is not a euphemism for anything. I’m actually an old abandoned British fort! After we were left here on our own, we crowned a prince, and he declared our independence! He also made a law we had to call him Super Larry! I may be small, but I’ve got a big heart! I’ve also got a big birthmark in the shape of a transistor radio, but I can’t show it to you. Currently, all we have to offer people is an official noble title, starting at £29 apiece. That’s cheap! You get to choose between being a lord, lady, baron, or baroness! Great Britain will rue the day they left us!

We’ve got leaks over here too!

Right away! I’ll be there next! My tape idea isn’t working!

Germany

Ok, I’m going to invade Russia. Take care of things while I’m off killing.

Please don’t! My medication’s wearing off!

Mwahahahahaha!

It’s scary to be alone, and I can see their faces laughing at me!! Britain and France are on the march and are going to swallow me up like the tasty morsel that I am! Please don’t go!!! Grrr… I can’t be dependent on scary Mr. Germany for the rest of my life! I’ll show them the true Italy!

Over here! I surrender! Look at me!