“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

China

Uhh…

Hahhhahahaha….

…….ve~…… One question! Are we gonna have-a food after this? Dinner’s got to be next! Even you guys have to eat! Is it time for us to eat? I wonder if it’ll be pasta! I hope you know how to make-a pasta! If not, I could show you how to make it right! Do you have some garlic?

Ooh! Ah!

France

…meeting!

China

Ah! I have my wok with me!

Germany

I guess Italy can’t handle being a spy…

Germany

Listen up! First, you must grip the grenade firmly! Then pull the pin out of it, und throw it with an overhand motion! Nn-yah! Throw it far enough to stay safe, but close enough to watch the other guy explode! Does that make sense to you?

Germany

Ah… careful! It’s active now! Nn… Scheiße...!! HWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! What are you doing you carb-loading idiot?!?! Throw it already or you’re going to blow yourself into oblivion!!! Holy Mary Mutter Gottes!!!!

Hey, Britain! All I want is my freedom! I’m no longer a child! Nor your little brother! From now on, consider me... independent!!

NO-Aghhh... *heavy breathing* I won’t allow it! You idiot! Why can’t you follow anything through to the end!!

Ready! Aim...!

There’s no way I can shoot you. I can’t! *crying* Why? Dammit, why?! It’s not fair!!

You know why...

Let’s go home...