Italy [singing a song about Germany] Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good. It'd be heaven for a dog. Yeah that's Germany. Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust. You're crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me. Is it the normal to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs; German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!~
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Italy [pops up as Germany is busy making cuckoo clocks to settle a debt towards France] Germany! Help me find a job. My family has become extremely poor. [is promptly kicked out]
Germany Don't come bothering me about a job! I can't do anything except work all day to pay back France!
こんにちは (Konnichiwa). I am Japan. I enjoy sensing the mood and refraining from speaking.
It’s true! Ok, so I brought someone who will be our new ally!
Do you speak of Italy? Alright; I am in agreement. Although I am curious…
Hey there Germany!! I finished all my preparations to become your best ally ever!!!!
Hm? After weeks of hearing about it, I should at least take a look.
Tada!! First I got pasta, pasta sauces, wine, pasta fruits! And ingredients for pasta!
This is not preparation for war!!
Don’t sweat it! I also made stuff for the war! Aha~!! I made one especially for you too!
Ah… for me too?
Mm hmm! I pulled an all-nighter making them by hand!
They’re handmade…?
two white flags. they have [“I surrender--Germany”] and [“I surrender--Italy”] written on them*
And! You can also use them with the girls you date!
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