Alright Chewie, start tracking.
Yeah, I'm on it.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I suppose it all sounds like science fiction to you.
I'm not really a fan.
I know you'll probably think this sounds ridiculous, but a...little while ago we accidentally opened a rift in space-time. Went through to an alternate version of reality, very similar to ours in many ways. Met a team much like the one I work with, only you were the leader. You were a hero...saved the world several times over.
Doesn't sound much like me.
I don't think there's much difference between you and that other John Sheppard I met. It's amazing how one incident can entirely alter the course of your life. Still...I like to believe you have the same strength of character. That's why I told you the truth.
TTodd
[poetry] Fish in a pond, busy, busy. Lot's to do here and there. [...] Dry as a desert outside, no place to go. [...] Eat up. Get stronger. Think and hope, think and hope. Don't look now! Oh, keep dreaming...There must be some other reason for your insistence. [...] Defiance tastes like life itself. No river, no water, dry as a desert. Darkness all around...The harvest moon is rising...Wraith are never ending. I know the future. Come inside! I’ll show you your destiny, John Sheppard...
[While discussing where the Wraith could be located]
He could have abandoned whatever resources he had and just gone into hiding.
[sarcastically] Oh yes, he probably got a job as a Klingon at Star Trek: The Experience.
That shut down.
Really? Damn, I wanted to see that.
LCLt. Col: Sheppard
[to Todd] If I find out you're playing us, I'm not gonna wait for authorization, there isn't gonna be any paperwork. I'm just gonna kill you.
You're being asked to fly to another galaxy...to take - what might turn out to be the losing part - in a battle that isn't yours.
You mean like everyone on this base has been doing for the past five years?
Thank you for your consideration, Mr. Woolsey, but I assure you it is not necessary.
We're not goin' anywhere.
[proudly] Very well.
[on radio] Stargate Command, this is Sheppard.
[on radio] Sheppard, where are you?
[on radio] I made it inside. Look, I don't have much time until this place is swarming with Wraith so... I'm arming the nuke.
What did he say, nuke?!
[on radio] John-
[on radio] Just do me a favor, when Atlantis shows up... tell 'em I say goodbye.
Sheppard, this is McKay! Look, stop what you're doing, NOW!!
McKay?!
Yes, it's me! I've got Lorne, I've got Teyla, we're on board the hive!
[confused] What?! But... how?
Look, it's a long story, just... Important thing is, if you're about to do what I think you're gonna do, DON'T!
[later they meet up]
You guys are the last people I expected on this ship!
Same here.
I restored your life, human, and mended your wound.
That was real nice of you...
Now you will answer my questions. How many humans are on my ship? [Ronon doesn't answer, the Wraith pushes it's heel into his wound] Where are they?!
[the Wraith is shot by Sheppard]
How you doin', Chewie?
[confused] You were dead!
We're gonna be dead unless we get out of here!
Atlantis, this is Stargate Command, do you read?
WWalter
Colonel, we've been monitoring radio chatter. Several commercial vessels in the North Pacific have reported a giant fireball streaking across the sky.
Atlantis, this is Stargate Command, do you read? (no response, Carter gets desperate) Atlantis, this is Stargate Command, please respond!
Stargate Command, this is Atlantis. Nice to hear from you again, colonel.
Mr. Woolsey, you gave us quite a scare!
Sorry about that. We've completed our reentry and as far as I can tell, we're still in one piece. Dr. Beckett thinks he can bring us in above water, but you might want to alert the navy - it's gonna be close.
Understood.
MDMj. Davis
We are tracking them again! We should be able to project coordinates for splashdown.
Walter, you better get me the President. It looks like Atlantis is coming home...
[to Rodney] You OK?
I'm alive. [Keller laughs] And I've got you, what else would I need?
Nice view.
Yes...yes it is.
MGMean Gene Okerlund
We are here at the just-concluded King of the Ring. I am here with the brand new World Wrestling Federation Champion, Yokozuna, and his manager Mr. Fuji. In an interview conducted earlier, you stated you would hold a celebration here in America. Why?
FMr. Fuji
Why? Simple. Because my Yokozuna won WWF Heavyweight Belt right here in beautiful America, so we celebrate, Yokozuna and myself, in America.
MGMean Gene
Now when would this celebration take place?
FMr. Fuji
Perhaps...July 4.
MGMean Gene
Well, wait a minute. July 4th...well, it's a big holiday. As a matter of fact, the 4th of July is America's birthday. Why would you celebrate on the 4th of July?
FMr. Fuji
Why? Because America celebrates Independence Day, Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji celebrates with America.
MGMean Gene
Where would this celebration take place?
FMr. Fuji
Ah... perhaps beautiful landmark in America. Historical! Historical landmark in America!
MGMean Gene
Wait a minute, Mr. Fuji. You've got to be kidding me. That's disgusting!
FMr. Fuji
What?
MGMean Gene
I think you're actually trying to desecrate an American holiday, aren't you?!
FMr. Fuji
No, no, no, no...
MGMean Gene
You and Yokozuna up to your... is this what we're going to expect from you?! Come on!
YYokozuna
Yosh nay [sic]. Hulkamania is dead!
At this time, obviously conspicuous by his absence, is the “Macho Man” Randy Savage. And I’d like to announce, unfortunately, that Randy Savage has been unable to sign a contract with the World Wrestling Federation—not unable to, rather to come to terms with the World Wrestling Federation for a new contract. But Randy, I know you’re out there listening, and on behalf of all us here in the World Wrestling Federation, all of your fans, and certainly me, the number one fan, I’d like to say thank you for all of your positive contributions to the World Wrestling Federation. Thank you, Randy Savage, for all the wonderful memories for so many years here in the World Wrestling Federation. We wish you nothing but the best. God speed, and good luck.
[Diesel comes out to the ring and interrupts a match between Savio Vega and Skip.]
DDiesel
A lot of people are wondering where Big Daddy Cool's head's at right now. I thought about it and I thought maybe I'd come out here and apologize for what I did to Bret. For what I did to all my dear fans. I don't think so! You know, last night when I went back to my hotel room, I wondered if I could get any sleep. For the first time in a year, I slept like a baby! When I woke up this morning and I looked in the mirror, you know what I saw? I saw a smile on my face! It's the first time I saw myself smile in a year. As I saw myself, not some corporate puppet that you decided to create Vince! No. You missed the ball on this one, baby! You missed the ball. After I won the title, 24 hours later I'm up in Titan Tower with marketing suits, the merchandising suits. "Hey Diesel, we need you to smile a little bit. We need you to be a little more politically correct. A little more corporate." Well baby, what you saw last night was a tip of the iceberg! Big Daddy Cool's back! That same guy you saw in Providence at the Royal Rumble a couple of years ago. [Puts on his shades] The only thing that matters to me right now is my family, my friends, that includes you, Shawn Michaels! And I'm not saying I'm not going to smack hands, but it better have a black glove on it so I know that you're with me. Whether you like me, love me, or hate me, that's the way it's going to be. I'M BACK!
[after Goldust walks out on Razor Ramon during their Intercontinental Championship match, getting himself counted out but keeping his title]
Razor Ramon [taking a microphone]: Hey yo! Cut the music! [his music stops] Everybody, listen...to me. Goldust...I don't want your belt. I want...your ass!
[the crowd cheers]
Well, we said it was RAW!
What?!
RRazor
You know...I've been hearing so much about...the return, of the "great one"; the legend from the glory days is back. He's our new president, Roddy "Rowdy" Piper.
He's been knocked senseless, McMahon.
RRazor
Well Piper, I heard you say one time...that you got six kids. And that makes you "Hot Rod". "Well, Razor...Razor, he loves the little kids." I love the kids, and Piper, you like me, you from the streets - different neighborhoods, same streets. I don't want my kids watching this kind of stuff on TV!
[the crowd cheers again]
What's he saying, McMahon??
RRazor
So Piper, the only thing missing, chico...is make a match! I want Goldust, anywhere, anytime! And Goldust! And Goldust, everybody knows...that you want me! You think I'm sexy? You think I'm hot? You right! So Piper, ooh, Roddy "Rowdy" Piper...okay, big shot, I challenge you, you the, uh...matchmaker...make me a match. Goldust, let's have a date. YEAH!!
Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen, obviously wants a rematch, with Goldust, and I'm not too sure that he's overly concerned with the title!
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