You're telling me I just traveled forty eight thousand years into the future in ten seconds?
I know – it is kind of cool when you think about it, isn't it?
Surfing a thirty foot wave in Waimea is cool. Dating a supermodel is cool. This is not cool!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
The city has solar-powered generators, right?
Yes, which would come in very handy if we were trying to power a couple of electric golf carts.
TTodd
[explaining his plan to destroy Michael's facility] I was going to write an elaborate program designed to slowly create a fatal error in the primary capacitor, but I doubt there'll be time for that now.
I was just gonna blow it up.
TTodd
[exasperated] Naturally.
[voiceover] I was down in the Infirmary, having suffered a, uh, well, pretty serious injury.
[in the past, talking to Rodney on a bed in the infirmary] It's a splinter.
Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
Look, um, I know you've already been debriefed about the future events – all the things we were hoping to avoid – but there's just one more thing I need to know.
What?
Did I still have hair?
[pausing] No.
(Sheppard has returned to Atlantis to find the city abandoned and powerless, and that the ocean has been replaced by sand dunes as far as the eye can see).
(as he desperately waves his hands over control panels trying to activate anything) Okay, this is either the most elaborate practical joke of all time, or I'm in serious trouble here.
(Lorne and McKay are trapped in another part of the collapsed compound)
Still no signal. There's too much interference.
Pretty sure my leg´s broken.
I think I'm remarkably fine.
[sarcastically] Well, isn't that wonderful? That brings me great comfort. Thank you.
Well. I guess we're fighting after all.
If I'm reading this correctly then Michael is--
[he hears a noise] Shut up.
No, you shut up this is important! If Michael is coming-
Shh! Stop making noise.
[pause] It's footsteps.
Okay, revise that, start making a lot of noise.
As a general rule, I like to keep daring rescues down to one a day.
[Sheppard, Ronon and McKay are in a Puddle Jumper and trying to get into Michael´s ship through the dart bay doors which begin to close again]
It's closing.
I see that.
It's closing quickly.
[annoyed] I got it.
[Teyla is giving birth on Michael's ship]
So, ummmmm, how are you doing?
The pain is very great.
Oh...yeah I-I had a kidney stone once....incredibly painful....same kinda thing I'm told so yeah I hear you. Actually my cat and I had one at the same time and we were not fun to be around I'll tell you that much. He got his because he was eating too much dry cat food and I got mine because I wasn't drinking enough liquids, so that's why you see me drinking lots of water because I have no desire to experience that kind of pain again.
[panting while talking] Fascinating story. Thank you...
[At the prospect of having to deliver Teyla's baby]
Look, can't you just hold it in?
[in regards to Michael's Cruiser] Major Marks, please make that ship go away.
(Sheppard is about to go to surgery and passes Teyla)
What are you gonna name the kid?
Well, if it's all right with you, I was thinking of Torren John, after my father and after you.
Really? Wow.
McKay's gonna hate that.
I would be very honored.
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