[After a confrontation with Ronon]
Wow! Is he always like that?
No! No. No.... Actually you caught him on a good day!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
TTyre
This is it.
Hurry up!
I got it.
[Ronon shoots the door control, which promptly opens the door]
This thing's been way too quiet and way too easy.
I kinda like quiet and easy. Makes for a nice change.
[Rodney attempts to open a door while Sheppard fights off a Wraith attack]
Rodney, get that door open!
Aw, to hell with it!
[Rodney fires at the door control, destroying it, with no effect on the door]
Aw, come on, it worked for him!
[Carter and team have just released Sheppard and Teyla from the Wraith holding cell]
Well, it's about time. Any longer and we'd have had to save ourselves!
[Carter gives him a look]
I'm gonna recommend sending a science team when we get back.
I am a science team.
Looks like one of those toys you play with as a kid.
Commodore 64?
Triple barrel shotgun?
No, a kaleidoscope.
[About her dream] It was terrifying. There you were with this disgusting alien bug crawling out of your stomach and Colonel Sheppard was acting as it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen.
It sounds like that movie.
Yeah, Alien. Have you seen it?
Colonel Sheppard speaks of it often.
I remember the first time I saw it. Certainly did not think it was cool.
HDr. Heightmeyer
Now based on what's been described to me, the personification of Colonel Sheppard in everyone's dreams, is behaving much like a sociopath.
Did I have a goatee?
[Sheppard and McKay are in McKay's dream, rowing towards Atlantis]
You know? This really isn't as strange as you made me believe.
Oh yeah? What about that?!
[McKay points to a clown that appeared behind them]
...I hate clowns.
Have you had any nightmares lately?
RRodney
Not a night goes by. Last night I dreamt that Colonel Carter invited me to her quarters for dinner.
Maybe you shouldn’t be telling us this, Rodney.
Yeah, I said nightmare, not delusional male fantasy.
RRodney
Wait and listen. Turns out she was serving lemon chicken. I mean, lemon, and the only reason she invited me to dinner was to tell me she was promoting Zelenka over me.
RRonan
That’s it?
RRodney
Then I was eaten by a whale. Don’t ask how that happened.
[Two Travelers want Sheppard to fly the ship forward]
Sure about that?
TSTravelers Scientist
That's why we're here. You fly the ship and I record the inputs, so I can replicate them.
Okay, but...
TGTravelers Guard
Enough. [draws his gun] Fly the damn ship.
Right. I was just gonna say: "You said 'start by moving the ship forward' when you should've said 'start by initializing the inertial dampeners'."
[Sheppard moves forward without the dampeners, knocking out the guards as they hit the door]
[Larrin walks into Sheppard's cell]
What's going on?
[Larrin punches him]
Ow! What was that for?
[Larrin punches him again]
Stop that!
I'll stop, if you'll stop lying! You broadcasted a signal, didn't you?
Yes.
[Larrin punches him again]
You said you'd stop!
Sure you wanna go through with this? If you don't make it, I'll feel responsible and, well I really don't need the guilt.
I'll be fine as long as you don't shoot too early. I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard that from a woman.
On the other hand, I might be able to live with it!
[A Wraith is about to feed on Larrin, when he notices Sheppard pointing a gun to his head.]
I can see you just fed, which means that your regenerating abilities are at maximum. But I seriously doubt you can grow a new head.
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